"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"
"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"
"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"
by Bovlin January 10, 2024
Get the You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday mug.Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
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Nor would you care if I wasn't.
Hym "You wouldn't know. I think this is a pathetic attempt at taking my agency away from me but all you are doing is restricting all of my options OTHER THAN STABBING A CHILD. I'm not going to create AI and then work at a gas station for the rest of my life. Or anywhere for that matter. You clearly think too highly of yourself and Suchir Balaji is dead because you deluded yourself into believing you would be able to convince everyone to lie with you."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
Get the You wouldn't know mug.Hym "If you weren't trying to steal from me. You wouldn't have to worry about it. And now that you know where I am.... You're not. You are perfectly willing to sacrifice someone else's kid so that you don't have to participate in giving me the credit and the money I deserve and I'm still not seeing the ads for the META time machine or the X teleporter. There is a reason those companies have one thing and not the others. My choice, my risk created that AI and THEY are interchangeable. If the consequences of that choice are a kike stealing from me... Then there are no consequences. It's just a jew being a jew. So, I'll take my money now and if I can't get to a kid or a the money then definitely kill jew-kids."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025
Get the You wouldn't have to worry mug.when a challenging situation is presented, the phrase is used to provoke a person to attempt the challenge. Also used to taunt or encourage to fail.
Origin: Said when opposing team shoots a 3 point shot at high school basketball games.
Origin: Said when opposing team shoots a 3 point shot at high school basketball games.
person 1: What if i shot a firework at my moms car?
person 2: Dude, heard you wouldn't
(Can also be used in different cases such as: heard you couldn't, heard he wouldn't, etc...)
person 2: Dude, heard you wouldn't
(Can also be used in different cases such as: heard you couldn't, heard he wouldn't, etc...)
by Mer-Sal Pals January 3, 2013
Get the heard you wouldn't mug.It's something a girl says to a guy to make him shut up.
To explain to a guy that it's something a girl does
To explain to a guy that it's something a girl does
guy:I don't get why girls are like that.
girl:you just wouldn't know
guy:You spent $100 on cds!
girl: you just wouldn't know
girl:you just wouldn't know
guy:You spent $100 on cds!
girl: you just wouldn't know
by Falloutgirrrl January 10, 2010
Get the You just wouldn't know mug.refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .
by BellasaurusTheJust July 21, 2019
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