Yogamazing

When someone's hard work on the yoga mat is really starting to show

Have you see seen Mayumi lately? She looks Yogamazing

by markazz530 November 29, 2021

Hand Yoga

Another name for masturbation.

Every guy's favorite type of yoga and a national past time.

Often practiced by single males as a form of relaxation. It involves stroking one's genitals until aroused and a warm sticky substance is omitted. This leads to a soothing sensation that makes one drowsy.

Monica: Why were you late for work today?

John: I was doing hand yoga.

Monica: Can I join you next time?

John: Only if you plan on participating.

by Kwes Luv September 14, 2014

yogurt top

an idiot, or just someone that you find annoying

"shes such a yogurt top"

by joshalexben August 20, 2007

Underwear yogurt

Fluid the consistency of yogurt exploding from a guys dick when you’re in gym class running with the girls

I do my own laundry so my mom doesn’t see all my underwear yogurt

by FabooFlower October 17, 2021

Yomar

Yomar is the true, realist, loving ,loyalboy out there, his color is the color blue 💙and he’s a loyal friend and always cares about his family and trust worthy friends. Also have a good style when he goes out. Lastly he is also pronounced yxngmyerz

(Boy): is that your friend yomar?
(Boy2): yea that’s my realist friend that ill ever have till I die

by Cadena love July 26, 2019

Yomar

The guy every girl wants. Smart, funny, dependable, he's always there when you need him. He's attractive, and every girl wants to be his girlfriend.

A: Look at that guy...he is so hot.

B: Yeah, that's Yomar. He's my boyfriend.

by PotatoChippie May 2, 2011

shower yogurt

an edible creamy substance you find at the bottom of community showers. often tastes like semen.

as the water hit mike's fat ass body, he noticed a large amount of shower yogurt on the floor and proceeded to consume the gelatinous jizz substance.

by the forgotten misfits April 28, 2011