xylophobia

Xylophobia is a fear of wooden objects or forests.

His xylophobia kept him from eating Popsicles, because of the wooden stick.

by Kevin Talley August 28, 2007

xylophone

A slang term used in the fashion and entertainment industry (and often in the pro-ana community) to describe visible chest bones in a female due to extreme thinness. Not used with regard to the side of the body but specifically the breastplate due to its xylophonic appearance. Synonymous with xylobone.

"I was trying to focus on the clothes during that fashion show, but I kept getting distracted by those xylophones."

"Whoa, girl, you losing weight? I see some xylophone!"

"Victoria Beckham rocks her xylophone in those red carpet pictures."

by NatashaSP December 15, 2008

Xylobrite

A "cute name" for a Coldplay fan; the little cute aliens in the Mylo Xyloto story.

Person 1: "So, are you a Coldplayer?"
Person 2: "Nah, 'Coldplayer' is so mainstream. I'm a xylobrite."

by c0ldpl4y October 28, 2012

Xylon

Xylon is an absolutely sexy man. He is a very open-minded person with the BIGGEST DICK! One day, he will be the richest and most successful dude out of anyone! He's also a very smart dude...

Hey look, it's that pro Xylon!

by __MS__ May 9, 2020

xylocarp

a hard, woody fruit that grows on trees

'x-y-l-o-c-a-r-p, xylocarp'-homeschooled freak girl in Mean Girls

by Kocheiow October 24, 2005

xylopuss

Some ambiguity as to whether it is in fact a xylophone/cat or a xylophone/platypus. In either case, a living specimen has yet to be found and is currently theorized to occur only in high temperature climates.

Guy: I heard someone talking about a xylopuss the other day...wtf?

Girl: I think it's a fun name for keyboard cat, but with a xylophone...

Guy: How do you know it isn't a platypus rocking out?

by notaninsidejoke November 14, 2013

Xylophia

She is an amazing person inside and out. She seems shy at first and usually keeps to herself but once you get to know her she is just a big ball of sunshine that can make you smile whenever they want. Usually really weird but sweet she will change your life. If you know a Xylophia never let her go as she will light up your darkest days

Xylophia Is the sweetest thing ever!!

by Cookie.lover.xoxo March 9, 2019