Xylophone Sex

to line up five or more females by either height or pitch of their voice, and proceed to bent them over and have the most amazing Xylophone Sex ever. (if done right they all will make a different sound during the Xylophone Sex)

Jim: dude i just had some great Xylophone Sex in the band hall!
Bob: holy shit man!

by Sam-the-Weatherman May 26, 2015

Xylophone Buggery

Anal Sex with the use of a Xylophone or Xylophone sticks.

She buggered herslef in the ass with the hard round ball at the end of the xylophone stick.

by RandyL October 17, 2003

xylophoner

when a male gets an erection while listening to, playing, or just in the presence of a xylophone

When rizwan was playing the xylophone, Alan walked in naked and rizwan got a xylophoner

by TheGrandWizardFromAlabama May 11, 2012

xylophone

The only word anyone knows that begins in 'x'.

"X is for...um...xylophone,..yeah that's it".

by Evan May June 6, 2005

xenophile

n. A person who is especially interested in foreign cultures, languages, and people. This usually develops through education and research about the varied accomplishments--artistic, linguistic, political, martial, architectural--of cultures not their own. Unlike such specimens as the Wapanese or the rice queen, xenophiles are not motivated by jungle fever, yellow fever or spice fever. Of course, xenophiles often display some romantic appreciation for the denizens of the culture/s in which they are interested.
An Orientalist may be a xenophile, though not all xenophiles are Orientalists. Xenophiles are often polyglotts and learn different languages and writing systems. A xenophile is the opposite of a xenophobe.

Much to their chagrin, xenophiles are commonly asked such questions as "What do you see in (insert name of country)?" or "Why do you like ________ people so much?"

Being extremely old, full and varied, the cultures of India and China are popular among xenophiles.

by madmouth January 1, 2009

xylophone buggery

When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone
when somebody has sex with an xylophone

lets go to a music lesson ill sit here on this xylophone ......... oh yeah
im horny and the only thing i have is an xylophone ;)

by Michael July 26, 2004

Xylophone Fuckery

A word that relates to the act of mischief, foolery, acting retarded.

"What kind of xylophone fuckery are those two twits up to now?"

by RandyL October 16, 2003