Xmasm

A Christmas gift that is so amazing it leads to orgasm

My boyfriend bought me the Twilight books for Christmas and I immediately went into Xmasm

by TheDudeFSU December 25, 2010

Xmas

Contrary to popular belief, the X in X-Mas was not made up by the secular heathens in California (no attack intended). X-Mas was a shorter version of Christmas, first used in Europe around the 1500s. In Greek, Christ's name started with an X, Xristos. Thus, it is literally, "Christ-mas", or "Christ's Mass".

X-mas = Christmas
So, you are not offending God when you say Xmas.

by Doobie Smokes You December 6, 2004

Xmas

Xmas quite literally means Christmas. The 'X' is a representative of the Greek symbol chi which means Christ. There for Xmas stands for Christmas and is just a short hand version of writing Christmas, and in no way removes the religious connotation of the holiday.

Person 1: Merry Christmas!
Person 2: Merry Xmas to you too!

by JustSoYouKnow2011 January 2, 2011

xmas-ale'd

To get completely and utterly trashed on Great Lakes Christmas Ale.

Janine: "Dude, what happened to you last night? You were out of control!"

Mike: "Oh, man I got xmas-ale'd "

by perino May 7, 2007

xmas

It just means Christmas. It's easier to write if you put an X. No one is trying to take the precious CHRIST out of Christmas. For God's sake, lighten up. Your religion's not going to die because we say Xmas instead of Christmas.

"Merry Xmas, Mr. SupersensitiveChristian."

"Get out of my house, Devilchild."

by Ughguggeugghghhghghg December 31, 2004

Xmas in a duckaru

He is a epic kid with blond wave hair. He also likes thicc wamen

Hey Xmas in a duckaru is that you?

by HEEEEEEYman March 11, 2021

xmas

The festive holiday in the tv show Futurama. Having created a robot Santa to carry out the work of a real Santa, an error in his programming causes him to judge that everyone is naughty. Xmas is therefore a holiday of fear, where all hide from Robot Santa as he tries to kill everyone he finds on xmas day.

The xmas song! (to the tune of Santa Clause is coming to town)
He Knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're on the can
He'll hunt you down and blast you're ass from here to Pakistan!
You Better not move you better not move
You're better off dead, I'm telling you dude
Santa Clause is gunning you down!

merry xmas everybody!!!

by Dr Wally December 20, 2010