X-box

The oversized video game system that would have died at launch if it wasn't for Halo

I love Halo, not Xbox.

by Justin H. April 30, 2005

X-box

An object used for comparison to an object of large size.

"Holy shit! that building's almost as big as an X-Box!"
"Holy shit!

by without a cause October 9, 2003

x box

Another way to say your ex girlfriend.

My x box bought me an x box. Or- My x box is a crazy bitch who fucks persian dudes in the bathroom at nightclubs.

by The Rodeo Clown October 23, 2009

x box

A chunky but monsterous console. Not for poeople with short stumpy fingers as they cannot reach the buttons on the controller.

D00d im too wasted to operate heavy machinery.

by 3dgecrusher July 20, 2003

x-box

Best gaming console ever. People who make fun of it are just jealous fucks because they don't have one. Either that or the controller is just bigger than their dinky penises.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, I just got an x-box and it's pretty awesome."

Guy 2: "That thing's fucking gay. The controller is too big and it reminds me of my 3 inch."

by Mizz Oni January 30, 2005

X-Boxed In

What a PS3 player feels when he is surrounded by X-Box 360 users who are discussing achievements, Gamerscore, etc.

"Nathan looks X-Boxed in because his friends are discussing the hidden achievements on Gears of War 2."

by geniusonwheels February 18, 2009

X-box

Microsoft game console. Overly large and bulky with a terrible controller.

God created light, and saw that it was good. Then Bill Gates was born, and he created Xbox, and God saw that this was bad. And many people loved the Xbox, and God saw that world had become full of idiots.

by thegreatwhitehype January 4, 2004