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How wude

Jar Jar Binks' rib-cracking Gungan rendition of the commonly known but rarely spoken phrase "how rude" in George Lucas' 1999 magnum opus Star Wars: Episode I-The Phantom Menace.

Binks is perhaps best known for demonstrating the versatility of this expression and reviving it from near-certain obsolescence in an increasingly callous American culture where rudeness has made enormous gains in legitimacy over the past half-century, even becoming embroidered into the very fabric of society. The devilish simplicity of changing a simple letter, "r," to "w" in order to achieve a multi-faceted meaning that both chides the offender and toys with cutesy-humor is the product of what can only be described as formidable, razor-sharp wit.

Binks has achieved widespread recognition and acclaim for his impeccably delivered alien Ebonics. Everyone is also in wide agreement that Binks is just a CUDDLY-WUDDLY WIDDLE ALIEN as well.
Shmi Skywalker: All slaves have a transmitter placed somewhere in their body.
Anakin: I've been working on a scanner to try to locate mine.
Shmi Skywalker: Any attempt to escape...
Anakin: And they blow you up! BOOM!
Jar Jar Binks: HOW WUDE!

Captain Tarpals: Hey, you-sa! Stop-pa dere!
Jar-Jar Binks: Hey yo, Daddy, Captain Tarpals. Mesa back.
Captain Tarpals: No-ah 'gain, Jar Jar. You-sa goin' to da Bosses. You-sa in big doo-doo dis time!
Jar Jar gets shocked by a Gungan spear
Jar-Jar Binks: Yipe! HOW WUDE!

Some asshole kidnaps you, rips out your teeth, and buries you up to your neck in wet earth, denying you food and water and offering only semen sucked from his cock as a source of sustenance. He also forces you to recite the Gettysburg Address each morning at dawn. You look him directly in the eye and say, "HOW WUDE!"
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Wedge potato

1) One who penetrated a potato by (wedging) a hole into the side of it creating the ultimate lube less sex toy for male masturbation.

This is done by getting a large potato and carving a hole (this can also be known as wedging) a hole to a similar size and diameter to your penis and then using the potato to pleasure your self. This can also give a whole new meaning to 'Hot Potato'.
Person 1: Look at the tits on that...
Person 2: They are so perfect i'm going to wedge potato to that later
by Hungassaurus September 12, 2013
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WUDE

YOU ARE SO WUDE
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electric wedge

another name for a tasor commonly used by prostitutes in order for protection
slut: give me ma money!
cheap guy: fuck you
slut: bzzzzap! (electric wedge)
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hand wedge

A golfing technique most often used by the weakest golfer of the group. Faced with an obstacle the hand wedge can be used to clear a path to the green. The average flight of a hand wedge is around 8 feet though they have been know to fly as far as 20 yards.
Nick has been spraying his drives and I haven't seen him hit a nice shot all day, yet I'm only one stroke ahead of him. Someone needs to check his bag for a hand wedge.
by DaThLy April 22, 2008
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Mexican Wedge

Term given to a sexual act carried out by two consenting geriatrics. During oral sex, the giver places a warm chilli-seasoned potato wedge in his/her mouth and sucks it to lubricate it. The giver then inserts the sodden wedge into their partner's rectal passage through the anus and continues to give said partner oral pleasure. The intention of this act is to cause mildly unpleasant burning sensations in the receiver's intimate areas resulting in an intense orgasm and the subsequent 'mulching' of the inserted wedge by the contracting anus. Ideally, the giver will then obligingly consume the mashed wedge as sign of affection.

In some Middle Eastern cultures, this act is known as 'Hakuni Balal' and is performed by travelling circus troupes to paying audiences.
Edna: How did your date with Derek go last night Elsie?

Elsie: Very well thank you Edna, I gave his bitch ass the mexican wedge of his life!
by ladyhaha10 October 6, 2011
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wodge

(n.)

An overlarge or ungainly slice or hunk of something, esp. food. From the Sylvia Plath novel "The Bell Jar." Believed to be derived from "wedge," n.
Hey Momma, serve me up another wodge of your delicious pecan pie!
by Amos the Puppyfucker May 23, 2009
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