wtfu@

As an abbreviation of "Where the fuck you at?", wtfu@ is one handed, textable, five character mechanism to rhetorically request someone's location whilst actually strongly implying that they should instead be right fucking here because they are God damned late.

We were all supoooooosed to be at the party by 10pm but that tramp Nicole was late again so I snatched my phone and texted her: wtfu@

by hello world champion January 28, 2016

WTFUWF

Slang for "What the fuck you waiting for"

WTFUWF ? What the fuck you waiting for? You deserve that reward, go claim it.

by wooTHBISME April 21, 2015

WTFUP

Short for "Wake The Fuck Up, Pal". A supremely condescending and passive-aggressive way of telling a "friend" who's a government employee, stoner, unemployed, etc. that you think they are lazy and should get their ass in gear.

Simple text message: WTFUP.

by FrostyCan June 20, 2015

WTFU

Abbreviation, short hand text for "Wake The F*ck Up".

i.e: Get a clue, pay attention, be alert, be conscious, think.

1. Please WTFU, he doesn't like you!
2. Dear world, please WTFU!
3. I wish this girl would WTFU and stop behaving like an idiot.

by CandyAcidReign September 25, 2011

wtfu

Abbreviated version of "Wake The Fuck Up". Used in chat rooms of any kind when a person is AFK and somebody wants to talk to them. See also STFU

<Homestar>I'm going afk, TTYL
<Strong_bad> Hey i wasnt done talking to you! WTFU!

by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003

wtfuck

a violent exclamation or question that indicates a disregard for the abbreviation wtf at the same time

wtfuck are you talking about?

by jash November 11, 2006

WTFuckery

1. When WTF just isn't good enough to describe your astonishment at the situation.

2. WTF to the power of 10.

3. Used when you want to add letters at the end of WTF to make yourself sound extra baffled.

WTFuckery you still watch Pokemon!? Why haven't I made fun of you yet?

by Supertrek89 October 9, 2009