wtfu@ 

As an abbreviation of "Where the fuck you at?", wtfu@ is one handed, textable, five character mechanism to rhetorically request someone's location whilst actually strongly implying that they should instead be right fucking here because they are God damned late.

We were all supoooooosed to be at the party by 10pm but that tramp Nicole was late again so I snatched my phone and texted her: wtfu@

wtfu@ by hello world champion January 28, 2016

WTFU 

Acronym for "Wake the Fuck Up"

A Starbucks hidden menu item including a grande nitro cold brew with two added shots of espresso.
A 16 oz grande nitro cold brew contains 280 mg of caffeine, a shot of espresso contains 75 mg of caffeine.
Accounting for the 2 oz of lost cold brew, a WTFU contains a whopping 395 mg of caffeine!

I pulled an all nighter and I need to stay awake for my exam, I better go to Starbucks and get a WTFU.

WTFU by Sheff Ramsay February 9, 2020

wtfu 

Where's The Fair Use.

Used because YouTube can't seem to get their shit together and unjustly removes or blocks content that is protected under fair use while leaving reaction videos that include the entire uninterrupted video in the corner with the reactor in the background silently nodding or some dumb shit like that.

Right now, a video can be blocked for copyright without the person making the complaint showing any evidence or proving his/her case and without having to worry about any repercussions for making false accusations so they can just spam copyright claims left and right. On the other hand, the creator of the video has his/her video or even channel blocked, loses money, and has to go through the headache of filing appeals that can take months to resolve and of which they can only file 3 at a time even though infinite claims can be filed against them.

I criticized a movie and showed clips of it that I was clearly using to prove a point and am clearly protected under fair use but I'm still losing money right now because my video was taken down since the makers of the movie didn't like my video and are using and abusing copyright claims as a form of censorship. #wtfu

wtfu by LochNessYeti July 30, 2016

WTFU 

Abbreviation, short hand text for "Wake The F*ck Up".

i.e: Get a clue, pay attention, be alert, be conscious, think.

1. Please WTFU, he doesn't like you!
2. Dear world, please WTFU!
3. I wish this girl would WTFU and stop behaving like an idiot.

WTFU by CandyAcidReign September 25, 2011

wtfu 

Abbreviated version of "Wake The Fuck Up". Used in chat rooms of any kind when a person is AFK and somebody wants to talk to them. See also STFU

<Homestar>I'm going afk, TTYL
<Strong_bad> Hey i wasnt done talking to you! WTFU!

wtfu by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003

WTFU 

Abbreviation for Woman The Fuck Up.

To muster intestinal fortitude to carry out an otherwise difficult or challenging task.

I didn't want to go work out, but I had to WTFU and get off my ass.

WTFU by peejaymc January 5, 2012

WTFU 

An acronym that stands for "Well thats fucked up." Used when "WTF" is just not enough.

Guy 1: "Dude I gave my GF head last night while she had a blue waffle!"

Guy 2 *makes face*: WTFU!

WTFU by anonymalous August 5, 2011