wrinkly dollar

A phrase used to define someone who has a hard time accepting and believing a truthful compliment.

Ryan: Hey you're a pretty good artist and mathematician! You're so OP!
Me: Stop complimenting me. It makes me feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it's just really frustrating for everyone involved. ;-;

by paramine May 6, 2020

slapping wrinklies

old people having sex

in the words of Jason Mewes....Nooge

by ___________ January 16, 2004

wrinkly goggles

Wrinkly goggles are applied by laying one's testicles on top of someone's eyelids while they sleep, or perhaps while they are awake.

Life always looks better through a pair of wrinkly goggles!

by nelliott83 October 11, 2006

crinkly wrinklies

Crinkly wrinklies is a scientific term used to describe the breasts of an elderly woman

My grandma got some crinkly wrinklies

by KingSeal September 6, 2019

Wrinkly Bits

Testicles (per Warren).

Karsch was having sex on the beach and got sand in his wrinkly bits.

by ~Rosie July 20, 2008

wrinkly hag

When a persons skin is so wrinkly, they are more wrinkly than a hag . It can also be used to describe an object.

“Did you see Jimmie?” “Yeah he looks like a wrinkly hag.”

"That raisin is almost as wrinkled has a wrinkly hag "

by Hoxtalicious December 1, 2016

wrinkly starfish

(n) A vuglar and discreet way to refer to one's anus, generally in a negative context.

Sam: Please stop swearing. There are children present.

Herschel: Bite my wrinkly starfish.

by toddwagonwheel November 27, 2016