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Wrangle the dangle

The act of, or process of you, or another person aggressively masturbating
"Hey bitch, wanna wrangle the dangle?"
"Sure I'd love to wrangle your dangle!"
by Jack Mi'Hoff November 21, 2011
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Pussy Wrangler

Pronunciation: pʊsi/ræŋɡlə(r)

Is a term applied to a Female Celebrity's Wardrobe Assistant whose primary purpose

is to ensure that their employer's vagina is not exposed in Public.

Originally the term Pussy-Wrangler was a nineteenth Century term used to describe a Cat Corral-er

or a Cat Whisperer or someone usually involved with catching or taming of free range Felines.
Usage 1: "Miley's Camel Toe was eating so much of her shorts that I had to super-glue

her Panty's elastic seam to her inner thigh so nobody would get a peek at her vulva!
But hey a Pussy Wrangler's job is never done."

Usage 2: "Damn if it wasn't for that Pussy Wrangler we would've seen Pink's Pink!"
by Dr.Cyclopz October 20, 2018
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Lolcow Wrangler

My friend Krystal is a lolcow wrangler. She plays videos of lolcows on YT and then links her cash app.
by romhack64 January 23, 2023
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JK Wrangler

The most worthy successor to the Jeep Wrangler TJ (1997-2006 may she R.I.P.). The Jeep Wrangler JK (2007+) is, to put it simply: a trail BEAST! The top of the line (JK Rubicon) has dual Dana 44 axles, a front sway bar disconnect, factory axle lockers, and BFGoodrich Mud Terrain tires. Many will argue, some will disagree...but ALL must recognize the skill of this vehicle. Oh yeah, and by the way...this thing straight owns the Toyota FJ Cruiser, Nissan Xterra, Ford Explorer, and Land Rover LR2. You want to get your wheel on? Do it in a JK. Tu sabes?
"I was thinkin' about buying a Nissan Xterra to go wheelin' with my boys, but then I realized that they would call me a poser and throw sand in my eyes, so I threw down on a JK Wrangler instead.
by Russ D October 23, 2007
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titty wrangling

When a flirty female (more often than not a ‘mudshark’) mocks your manhood with her breasts in a tarty fashion but despite your advances won’t bring them out of their shoulder holders, at which point you assist her in freeing them from their wire bra stables.
This chick has been giving me the run around for months now and she still teases me like this. It's about time to do a little titty wrangling!!
by Sayf-Guey Mayne June 20, 2011
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lesbian wrangler

A man whose woman has left him for a woman, but the man continues to live in the same house with the lesbian couple.
Did you here that Janet left Tom for Katie, but he still lives with them. Tom is a lesbian wrangler
by Zwall August 10, 2006
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nerd wrangler

A recruiter for talent in technical fields. Especially an overly attractive and savvy person who stands out from their clientele.
If someone in the software programming user group is too good looking, chances are they're a nerd wrangler.
by rossirossi August 25, 2010
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