wowzers

to express great excitement;
to express great excitement sarcastically;

"wowzers" look at that girls ass

ZACH: Hey look everyone Im so smart i got an A+++++++
AJ: wowzers ur gay

by Chris Iatridis May 09, 2007

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v. Wowzer (Wow-zur)

Wowzered, Wowzering, Wowzers

1. The act of chasing another person up a staircase by threatening to insert a finger or thumb into their anus.

2. The high-pitched exclamation of a person on a staircase threatening to insert a digit up another person's anus

e.g "Rather than using the lift to the top floor Janice convinced Ron to take the stairs - Ron had no idea that Janice was a wowzer enthusiast

by iamtherobotman September 19, 2010

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When a mans partner performs felatio while he is playing the MMORPG "World of Warcraft" AKA: WoW.

Man sorry about the raid wipe I caused last night, I was getting a wowzer.

by Ryno September 22, 2014

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A wig for a pussy, a hairpiece for a vulva

Why get a toupee, I’ll borrow my girlfriend’s wowzer

by howsyour aspen October 24, 2023

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when something is super exciting, or when you are surprised. being very spunky and groovy. When you shit your pants so badly that it smells like jelly beans.

Wowzers! smells like jelly beans.

by jelly_beans_shit April 09, 2019

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