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wowzers

to express great excitement;
to express great excitement sarcastically;
"wowzers" look at that girls ass

ZACH: Hey look everyone Im so smart i got an A+++++++
AJ: wowzers ur gay
by Chris Iatridis May 24, 2007
mugGet the wowzersmug.

Wowzer

v. Wowzer (Wow-zur)

Wowzered, Wowzering, Wowzers

1. The act of chasing another person up a staircase by threatening to insert a finger or thumb into their anus.

2. The high-pitched exclamation of a person on a staircase threatening to insert a digit up another person's anus
e.g "Rather than using the lift to the top floor Janice convinced Ron to take the stairs - Ron had no idea that Janice was a wowzer enthusiast
by iamtherobotman September 19, 2010
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Wowzer

When a mans partner performs felatio while he is playing the MMORPG "World of Warcraft" AKA: WoW.
Man sorry about the raid wipe I caused last night, I was getting a wowzer.
by Ryno September 21, 2014
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wowzers

when something is super exciting, or when you are surprised. being very spunky and groovy. When you shit your pants so badly that it smells like jelly beans.
by jelly_beans_shit April 9, 2019
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Wowzer

The point during a timebomb when the blunt or joint hits the packed bowl of weed.
He got the wowzer dude!
by Jaysm May 22, 2017
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Wowzer

A wig for a pussy, a hairpiece for a vulva
Why get a toupee, I’ll borrow my girlfriend’s wowzer
by howsyour aspen October 24, 2023
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wowzers

WOWZERS THE NEW 1 ROBUX??/
by BottomDop February 22, 2022
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