Woodpecker

When your lady friend is on all fours in the 'doggy' position, you start lapping away at her lady garden with your tongue. The nose starts prodding away at the butthole like a woodpecker at a fresh piece of bark.

Can combine with exhaling sharply once the nose is in. She will then fart out your snot.
Not to be done to any old slut, the Woodpecker is an act of true love.

I'd woodpecker that bitch until my whole nose was up her asshole, then I'd blow my nose in her shitter.

I woodpeckered the mrs a treat last night. She was blowing snot bubbles out her ass for hours on end.

by Bibmeister General October 6, 2010

woodpecker music

name used by northern Irish unionist politician David Irvine to describe electronic music/music with repetative beats

"They had me up all night playing that bloody woodpecker music, the needle must be stuck on the record".

by Jonny Tennant December 13, 2005

Woodpecker

A slut. Or, Dick kisser
Wood = Dick
Pecker = Kisser

Man, she's totally a woodpecker, probably loaded with STDs

by Wakwok July 23, 2016

woodpecker effect

The woodpecker effect is a signature sexual move that can be performed by anyone with a sizable nose (the bigger the better) but primarily by Jed,to give you an idea Moses, one of Jeds close friends, once began talking to a plastic herron mistaking it for Jed.

Summed up by the great DJ/Electrician/Plumber/Shop assistant/Butcher/Delivery man/Entertainer/Bodger Fudge in the following way:

'Jed gets his nose, shoves it in between her legs, right into her gash then fucking woodpeckers up and down like its some sort of fucking tree, daft prix'

This is essentially THE WOODPECKER EFFECT.

'I tell you what sally, Jed didn't half give me a good woodpeckering last night'
'Bloody hell, I feel like I've been woodpeckered, see any herrons about last night!?'
'I'm getting well good at the woodpecker effect lads'

by Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 21, 2008

woodpecker

Quite possibly the most annoying bird there is.

It's 8am and after 4 hours of sleep I just got woken up bc some damn woodpecker decided to bang its head against a tree.

by cny84 April 26, 2006

woodpecker

As the chick licks on your nuts, peck her forehead with your dick

by Sticky April 4, 2003

Cincinnati Woodpecker

When a woman with a tracheal stoma deep throats and tickles the head of the penis through the stoma. The womans finger going in and out of the stoma looks like a Woodpeck Pecking at a branch.

I was going to give her a Cincinnati Bw Toe, but I changed my mond and gave her a Cincinnati Woodpecker instead.

by Dan L. May 17, 2006