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wutlessness

(Barbados) The noun derived from wutless, wutlessness refers to all that is slack, worthless and excessively overdone or wasteful.
A lot of wutlessness happens in that house.
This big plate of food is a lot of wutlessness.
by Kelisha February 17, 2008
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Jehovah Witless

Selectively telling people you've converted right around Christmas so you receive lots of presents but don't give any
Dan tried to pull a Jehovah Witless on everybody so his present from me is gonna be a log of shit in a box
by PapaNickDawg March 24, 2011
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wowlessness

1. The act of having not playing world of warcraft
2. Having your world of warcraft acount taken away
I was wowlessness for one day because my dad is a cunt.
by wowlessness November 21, 2014
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witless cunt

a cunt of the witless variety.
Someone who does unbelievably stupid things with no knowledge of their own stupidity.
He put half a g of ketamine up his nose for breakfast. What a witless cunt.
by the witless October 16, 2007
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witless protection program

When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.

Another word for "you suck".
Witless: "I wish I'd said that."
Wiseass: "Dude, welcome to the Witless Protection Program"
by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010
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Witless

To lack wit.
John is so witless when he tells a joke.
by Sydpai December 19, 2021
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wetless

Tyler is so wetless

Tyler gets no bitches
by Wetless October 26, 2022
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