That which will prevent you from ever having to bother having sex with a fellow human being ever again.
"Honey? When are you going to be done playing World of Warcraft?"
"I'll be off in a second, babe."
*Several hours pass*
"Sweetheart?"
"I'll just play for another hour, sweetie."
*Several days pass*
"Um, Alex?"
"I'm getting right off, I swear."
*Several months pass. Guy finally gets off computer.*
"Okay, baby, what was it?"
*Girl's stuff is all gone. Crickets chirp in the distance.*
"I'll be off in a second, babe."
*Several hours pass*
"Sweetheart?"
"I'll just play for another hour, sweetie."
*Several days pass*
"Um, Alex?"
"I'm getting right off, I swear."
*Several months pass. Guy finally gets off computer.*
"Okay, baby, what was it?"
*Girl's stuff is all gone. Crickets chirp in the distance.*
by Arcane Rose January 23, 2008
An enormous black hole of time, money, and effort that sucks in everytyhing it can,
but at the center of that black hole there's a giant rave party that everyone wants to go to.
but at the center of that black hole there's a giant rave party that everyone wants to go to.
-You know, I'd totally play World of Warcraft if it weren't so expensive.
-You wouldn't know til you've been there, you'll never leave.
-You wouldn't know til you've been there, you'll never leave.
by Nikandros, 76 Dwarf Hunter March 09, 2009
by IMAWINNER November 22, 2007
Normal Warcraft Player: You're on 24/7. You live and breathe through your character. You know more about this game than most GM's. Do you have a life?
Addicted Player: Yeah. World of Warcraft IS my life.
Normal Player: Then how do you pay for it?
Addicted Player: I have a job. I sell gold.
Addicted Player: Yeah. World of Warcraft IS my life.
Normal Player: Then how do you pay for it?
Addicted Player: I have a job. I sell gold.
by Normal Warcraft Player May 11, 2006
The most addicting game ever created. 9 million active people is Blizzards currently standing achievement. But the side effects include:
1. Loss of fun
2. Loss of "cool"
3. Loss of girlfriend
4. Loss of love
5. Loss of life
1. Loss of fun
2. Loss of "cool"
3. Loss of girlfriend
4. Loss of love
5. Loss of life
The commonly held comversation in a World of Warcraft playing household:
Woman: Come to bed honey, I'm feeling naughty
Man: Babe can you come on the computer, I need a healer for this raid
Woman: Didn't you hear me?
Man: If you heal us good I'll take you back to my custom love zone when were done
Woman: Ooh that sounds kinky
Man: It's inside orgrimmar, I got it near the kodohide leatherworks
Woman: What...?
Man: I'll undress you and plant kisses on your green leathery skin
Woman: Thats going too far..
Man: Then I'll play my flute of sorrows to make you horny
Woman: Were getting a divorce
Man: And finally I'll fuck you with my giant tauren cock until I moo in extasy
*Front door slamming*
Woman: Come to bed honey, I'm feeling naughty
Man: Babe can you come on the computer, I need a healer for this raid
Woman: Didn't you hear me?
Man: If you heal us good I'll take you back to my custom love zone when were done
Woman: Ooh that sounds kinky
Man: It's inside orgrimmar, I got it near the kodohide leatherworks
Woman: What...?
Man: I'll undress you and plant kisses on your green leathery skin
Woman: Thats going too far..
Man: Then I'll play my flute of sorrows to make you horny
Woman: Were getting a divorce
Man: And finally I'll fuck you with my giant tauren cock until I moo in extasy
*Front door slamming*
by OwenD January 06, 2008
A computer game with over 9 million players world wide. It's just a fuckin game and anyone who calls WoW players nerds is a wanker.
Some people get addicted, some don't.
Some people get addicted, some don't.
by mr.twister January 07, 2009
A game that manages by some divine power to completely waste your life and lets you have fun while doing so.
"I'm $50,000 into debt because of all the gold I bought off of ige.com, and I have to pay child support for my wife who divorced me, but I'm happy, because I have a Level 50 Palladin and can gank all the noobs I want."
by placebo February 01, 2005