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workaholic

A person who's sole self purpose in life is to work hard and achieve until the day they die, never stopping to enjoy their achievments or see the world around them. Everything comes second to work and because of this their friendships are torn and love life is darker than the dark side of the moon
I was such a workaholic that my friends all forget that I exist. I have no hope of relationship.
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Wogathon

A marathon (endurance test) like party in suburban Melbourne, Australia. A 'wogathon' generally lasts 5 to 6 hours and occurs when wogs have no rave to go to on a Saturday/Sunday night.

So instead of going and taking party drugs and dancing in an abandoned warehouse in south Melbourne, wogs assemble at their mother's house and are served fruits and drink a lot of ouzo.

the older men play backgammon and are waited on by the women..

generally no women under 60 attend wogathons

if invited to a wogathon, dress accordingly: adidas trackpants (they're obviously NOT just for sport) and a tight shirt, regardless of your physique.. although, generally male wogs are buff

if you are a female accompanying your cousin, i.e bf, wear black stretchy leggings and a top...

basically for both genders, you want to look as inappropriate as possible, and as though you should be going to the gym rather than actually going out..
wog 1: "Oi bro, wats goin' on dis weekend?"
wog 2: "well, i got my cuz's wedding on"
wog 1: "ooh bro, is that the hot one?"
wog 2: "yeh mate, she's a sick bitch."
wog 1: "too bad bro, you could have come to my wogathon tomo night."
wog 2: "ohh shit bro, that sucks"

it's a sat arvo in oakleigh. 3 wogs are sitting around a table eating souvlaki from their uncle's shop
1 - "ey bro, wat we doin' tonight?"
2 - "well the rave got busted for drugs"
1 - "wogathon..?" (he's proposing an idea
2 - "oi bro, great idea.. let's call all our fully sick relatives"
by true blue wog August 13, 2010
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wankathon

An endurance wanking event, where by the wankee must complete 260,000 strokes strokes in the fastest time possible. It is a real achievemnt to finish a wankathon, as drop outs are common. Compettors suffer from friction related burns and penile chaff.
It is important that you time your finish and that you don't run out of juice before the end.
So, what is the take home message? Well it's not the cumming first, its the taking shaking of you part that counts.
The London Wankathon
The New York Wankathon
The Olympic Wankathon
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
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Workation

Anytime you bring work materials, laptops , paperwork or worse keep meetings, in a neurotic attempt to 'keep up' on what should essentially be personal or vacation time.

This is most acute when you realize you get more actual work done, on "vacation" than when in the office, because nobody is interrupting you.
Bob & Mary's workation to the Bahamas centered around both of them never leaving the WIFI hot spot of their hotel and working on and off and never seeing much of the island or doing anything away from their laptops.
by markth_wi July 26, 2010
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Workaphobe

Fear of time clocks. See "afrophobe"
My next door neighbor Shaniqua must be a workaphobe. She just keeps punching out kids & collecting her welfare checks from her mailbox. $100 says she hasn't seen a timeclock since she worked at Mickey D's when she was in high school.
by Rocketboi November 4, 2009
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worklationship

When you and a a coworker have amazing chemistry and are great friends at work, almost to the point of dating, but outside of work ypu have practically zero contact.
Person 1: Damn, Jack and Jill get along so well, are they dating?

Person 2: Nah, but they're in a pretty serious worklationship huh?
by seraphega October 9, 2015
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Workcation

Upside is that it's still a vacation. Downside is that work comes along with you.
My boss is sending me out on a workcation to London for a week. Luckily I already finished half of my work so I'll have lots of downtime!
by dootdoot831 January 1, 2012
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