Louisville Woodchipper

A sexual position in which a woman or man sucks a penis with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Not at all pleasuresome for either party.

We got drunk and ran out of cough drops, so she gave me a Louisville Woodchipper. Never again, dude.

by DangNasty October 5, 2006

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.

A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.

by Bark. Tree, Bark. March 5, 2005

Woodchucked

Being woodchucked is when you see an exstremely attractive body but when they turn around they have a butterface or look like a beaver with giant pertruding "beaver like" teeth and or qualities.

Example:

*three guys are at the mall*

Guy1: damn look at that girls ass its fatt as shit!

Guy2: yea she is bad dawg.

*women turns around*

Guy3: dam look at them teeth and double chin.. yall just been woodchucked

by ~gEtt iT PopPin SqUad~ April 3, 2009

woodchucknorris

The greatest animal of the Animal Kingdom. Ever.

Woodchucknorris doesn't gnaw through logs. He just stares it apart.

by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009

Wooched

When someone has yelled wooch to you.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Dang it I’ve been wooched.”

by Char777 July 8, 2019

Woodchipper

The laziest, unfunniest, braindead insult known to man used against pedophiles on twitter

Pedo: Little girls make me happy, I just think they're so joyful and sincere and silly and beautiful💕

Multiple NPCs: *Sends woodchipper jpeg or gif and nothing else*

by schizoposting February 13, 2023

woodchippers

To scathingly call out a public official, esp a Judge for asshattery.

Popehat woodchippers Judge Mark Mahon, Chief Judge of Florida's Fourth Circuit Court in Jacksonville for his arrogance and censorship

by tmmitsss July 23, 2015