Wooly woofter

it is rhyming slang for poofter which is slang for a homosexual man

Look at that wooly woofter outside the BEAT what a nancy.

by Sparst May 13, 2005

woftback

The rare offensive odor of a womans vagina than can often be smelt when you're nowhere near it.

Man, I pyownded this girl the other night and copped some offensive woftback from her stinky britches. It was like being slapped in the face

by Seros August 4, 2007

wooltorton

A decedent of Kings. If you come across a Wooltorton then you better follow that person as he or she will will have a greatness that you wished you possessed.

OMG you are so great at this! you must be a Wooltorton!

by DrBoom May 12, 2014

Woofer Therapy

The process of playing with or petting a dog when you feel bad or depressed, and you feel better almost instantaneously

I'm having a bad day. I need some woofer therapy to get through

by 77senor77siete77 May 15, 2021

woofiehoodie

definition of an “epic cool person”

woofiehoodie is very epic

by Jesus is beans July 2, 2021

woofiehoodie

woofiehoodie is my fatherly figure who resides on tiktok. he feeds me. bathes me. and eats me. he’s so cool. thx dad. yur the bestest.

woofiehoodie bites their followers

by swagiliciouscat July 2, 2021

Gentlemen woof

To fart or expelling gas from ones butt

Jason did a gentlemen woof as he walked right past me

by Deadprez$ October 24, 2019