Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!

John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!

WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025

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flabby woof-woof

Fart, flatulate, break wind, pass gas.

It comes from the Blackadder episode "Beer"

(Lord Melchett has a hangover, but Queen and Nursie think he's sick)
Queen: Well, hurry up and cure the horrible man -- I'm fed up with him lying there moaning and groaning...
Nursie: ...and letting off such great and fruitsome flabby woof-woofs! One can scarcely believe one's tiny nosy!

flabby woof-woof by George McBob May 13, 2009

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beefy flappy woof woofs

big hanging cunt lips.

Rick: "duuuude, how was that chick lastnight?"

Nick: "aww man, you should have seen it, she had the gnarliest beefy flappy woof woof's i've ever seen."

Rick: "sux for you."

beefy flappy woof woofs by Nick May 7, 2005

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