Woody

A person that everyone loves, YOUR parents yes you love him more then you whenever one thinks of woody they might just get turned on by the fact that he exists the ladies are VERY familiar with him and enjoy intercourse with him cause of his MASSIVE penis.

Person 1: I was thinking about going to the party but I’m not sure if woody is gonna be there
Person 2: Woody is gonna be there!!
Person 1: oh hell ya I’m definitely going then!!

by Woodyisdaddy August 28, 2021

Woody

A tree guy that is really cool and sexy and has all the friends... but no life and is extremely bored almost every single day of it's fuckin' god forsaken fuckin' life.

Woody is great fun, but his life blows ass.

by ITZxTheWoody July 26, 2018

Woody

A woody really is the best. He makes his girl feel really lucky and other girls go nervous around a woody. A woody really has it all. He really is the most amazing guy. His eyes his smile his lips , everything about him is just great.

If u ever meet a woody you know ur special. 🔥💯❤️

by Woo7s7er November 18, 2017

Woody

New golf term like a Birdie. Except it deals with with scoring on eight holes instead on one.

Tiger Woods recently scored a Woody.

by greenguy253 December 7, 2009

Woody

some really hott guy that's gonna become famous some day

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

Woody

A person (most commonly male) who strips off, completely naked, only wearing a cowboy hat. They will then proceed to take photos of his/herself in this attire and send it to the person who asked to see their genitals.

Person 1: Did you hear what Chris did the other day?

Person 2: YEAH! he sent someone a picture of himself in the nude, wearing a cowboy hat.

Person 1: man! that guy is such a woody!

by Tommy Nugget August 5, 2010

Woody

My name...not short for Woodrow.

"Why did your parents name you Woody?"
"I don't know..."

by Woody March-Steinman December 24, 2004