urban woodsman

1. A home-challenged person. 2. A displaced being that lives on the city streets.

Many larger cities have an urban woodsman on every street corner begging for change.

by orj01 June 10, 2010

Washington Woodsman

When a man takes a girl to the woods then asks for her cell phone and then tells her im going to put it in your ass or your walking home.

I told my ex-girfreind that we were going camping and gave her the Washington Woodsman.

by Mr. Washington him self September 28, 2009

Hungarian Woodsman

When you are clean shaven and eat someones ass out so good it looks like you have a full beard.

I was eating Jessica's ass and came up with a Hungarian woodsman.

by Leon the Noel January 14, 2009

Tiger Woodsing

Having multiple affairs, usually more than 10.

Person 1: Jesse James is totally cheating on Sandra Bullock.

Person 2: Yeah but I've only heard of like 3 affairs, he's not quite Tiger Woodsing yet.

by eightyone April 4, 2010

Woodsing

It's kind of like hiking, but you only hike for maybe five minutes and then proceed to get drunk and high while lounging in hammocks.

Bro 1: "wanna go hiking dude?"
Bro 2: "na bro lets just go woodsing, I'm hungover as shit and my balls hurt"
Bro 1: "tru"

by shartstain May 6, 2015

woodsman

that one guy from over the garden wall who got tricked by the beast into thinking his daughter was dead and her soul was in a lantern (the beasts soul was actually in it), but then some kid figured out how dumb that was so he killed the beast
he also didnt realize that all this time he was (technically) killing people because the trees he cut down to fuel the lantern were people

person 1: aw man i feel so bad for the woodsman like bro
person 2: same

by foxy_6471 June 10, 2024

The Woodsinator

The Woodsinator - A sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky.

The Woodsinator has chosen you for Woodsination.

by The Woodsinator April 12, 2010