Woodstock

1.A festival that took place in White Lake, NY in 1969.

2.A hippie town in New York that consists of hippies, environmentalists, bums, etc

1. My mom went to Woodstock '69.

2. Lets go smoke on the green in Woodstock.

by ArchieBunker April 4, 2004

Woodlock

A great Irish family of Anglo-Norman decent.Concentrated in Counties Tipperary(Thurles,Fethard), Dublin and in the north of the country.Other menbers of this family live in Britain,USA,Canada and Australia having emigrated from Ireland down through the years.

John Woodlock (Thurles)

by John Woodlock July 24, 2004

Woodstock 99

Woodstock 99 was a rock festival held on the Griffis Air Force Base in Rome, New York, USA, starting on Thursday 22 July 1999, and ending 3 days later that Sunday. The event was one of the 3 festivals (alongside Woodstock '94) that attempted to emulate the "peace, love, and music" of the hippie movement more often than not associated with the original Woodstock '69 festival held in Bethel, NY. The festival is universally branded as a dismal failure marred with sexual violence, vandalism, drug trafficking, rioting, and fires. Many famous acts at the festival include Limp Bizkit, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Korn, DMX, Metallica, Kid Rock, Insane Clown Posse, Rage Against the Machine, and The Tragically Hip.

All in all, 44 arrests were made, 2 people (the media loves to say 3 people) died, 4 sexual assaults were identified, and thousands were injured.

"Which festival did Dad go to back in 1999?"

"You mean that shitshow Woodstock 99?"

by WOODSTOCK GUY April 21, 2022

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole dam lot.

Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid December 5, 2018

Woonsocket Rocket

A skanky pill poppin whore from the cesspool city of Woonsocket, RI, typically has more tattoos than front teeth to speak of.

"Ah bro you won't believe the head Jenna gave me last night"
"Jenna??? You know fucking girl has no teeth right?"
"No way bruh, she has a shinin' stinkin' white front rack of them!"
"Didn't it click to you that noBODY has that perfect teeth..."
"Whatchu tryin to say she has dentures??? No friggin way!"
"Dude, Jenna is a Woonsocket Rocket (sigh)."

by Bucket West Miguel August 14, 2019

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.

A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.

by Bark. Tree, Bark. March 5, 2005

woodstock, georgia

Woodstock, Georgia used to be a small town until the hipsters took it over.

DAMN when did all these hipsters move to Woodstock, Georgia?!

by IRCheshire May 24, 2018