Clayton Woodruff

A silly teddy bear of a man who screams like a banshee when he is drunk. My savage beerpong partner. Jokes tend to go over this guys head so you have to explain them at the end. Crazy good football player. Interesting person. Freak at Call Of Duty.

You:"Clayton why are you screaming like a girl?"

Clayton Woodruff:"Thats just who i am brotha"

by Hayden MacDizzle November 1, 2011

WOODRUFF

A {woodruff} is a large piece of disgusting slime that can appear in the right light as passable. However, under stress a woodruff reveals its true nature and can appear as a snake or a douchebag or even a bully. A woodruff is a blowhard.

I wouldn't touch a woodruff with a ten-foot pole.

by Marlaette May 21, 2008

beau woodruff

the biggest faggot who jacks off to japanese porn and likes the cock

I caught my brother jacking off, he was acting like a Beau Woodruff.

by Desiree December 14, 2003

Woodum

More than a soulmate, two people who cannot be broken apart regardless of hardship.
Can be used as a direct pet name, or as a general term for lover.

Chris: I love you so much.
Rose: me too, woodum.

I hope everyone finds their woodum.

by Jihaleh July 6, 2014

woodhump

1.Taking you're girlfriend in the woods. 2.Humping while in the woods. 3. Humping a piece of wood.

1. I'm going wood humping today!
2. What you gonna do, wood hump?
3. Man that piece of wood feels so good!

by Dillon April 18, 2004

Xavier Woodruff

So good at fortnite and likes to eat

Wow he is sooo good at fortnite
-he must be a Xavier woodruff

by 🫶💫Zer0🫶💫 October 18, 2022

damian brice woodruff

Really hot guy who is sweet amazing and the best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for the guy you will want to marry someday (mine)

Omg Damian Brice woodruff just asked me out ahhhh he's hot

by Judge he November 23, 2014