Womble

1) A style of haircut, typically seen as a long, wavy, feminine style, though worn in a way that is masculine and rocker.
2) The name which God uses when walking amongst the mortals on Earth.
1) Did you see that guy? He was totally sporting a Womble.
2) Womble be with us in our time of need.
by Zubeneschemali March 11, 2010
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Womble

When a cat puts all their legs under their body while sitting on the ground hiding their paws. Making them look compleatly legless.
by Benny February 05, 2004
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Womble

To rub ones hairy ass on another person
Morgan Wombled Monica Singh Rathores Face when she was Asleep and she woke up with hairs in her teeth.
by MrFrog September 04, 2008
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Womble

Someone who is really boring, sits on their arse and can't be bothered going out or doing anything interesting
Matt:- "Hey John, wanna go to the pub for a drink and see that awesome band play"?

John:- "Nah - can't be stuffed, besides reruns of Survivor China are on TV"

Matt:- Don't be such a Womble"!
by F Orgotmyline March 02, 2009
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womble

idiot, dolt or fool, a person that wastes other people's time by endless waffling about one thing or another.Someone that interrupts a constructive conversation with a piece of irrelevant or unrelated information, often a personal story or anecdote, that doesn't apply at all. In the work environment this person is generally over paid and always under delivers due to their tendency to waste their own and everyone else's time.
That person is a fucking womble.

I wish they would stop wombling and get on with it.

Dont include them in the meeting if they are just going to womble on and on about complete bullshit
by Student72 July 10, 2019
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Wombling

The act of yelling “Womble” before throwing a grenade in a shooting game to “increase” the chance of a kill.
Yo fam check this grenade! WOMBLE!”
*Throws grenade*
Bibba quit Wombling!”
by Qu4ntum January 21, 2018
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wombled

Something which has been wombled has been 'taken' from where it was was randomly lying around. This derives from 'making good use of the things that we find, things that the everyday folks leave behind'
To go 'wombling' is to go in search of said items, on a mystery tour of sorts just to see what random things you can find.
We went on a mental road trip and wombled this walking stick which we found at the side of the road.
or, Someone totally wombled my last chip off my plate.
by Sheila Anderson April 12, 2008
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