WOFTAM

Waste Of Fucking Time And Money

by Karsoe March 1, 2003

willy wafters

when you waft your willy around in a circular motion

willy wafters
stop waftin your willy!

by Faith+Bel March 11, 2009

wolftail

Hair that is done up in a short, rough ponytail to resemble that of a wolf's tail, generally worn by Water Tribe males.

"This is a warrior's wolftail." - Sokka of the Southern Water Tribe, referring to his hairdo.

by DanMat6288 January 13, 2008

wafty beaver

Female who has abnormally pungent, stinky snatch. The odor is so horrific that your pecker retreats like a frightened turtle going back into his shell. You don't want to go down on that bitch. The smell has such a lasting affect that you swear off porking.

As soon as Lisa dropped her panties, the wafty beaver attacked my sense of smell.

by Rumple foreskin June 9, 2008

WAFTA

Acronym for "Walruses are Fucking Totally Awesome", an organization of walrus lovers.

Stephanie: "Hey are you a member of WAFTA?". Jack: "Of course, I Fucking Love Walruses!"

by Walri Lover April 28, 2011

Wooft

What you say when you have no other words to describe the situation

A: I'm going to die in five minutes
B: Wooft

by FlyingMeat June 4, 2018

WOATY

Worst
Of
All
Time
Yo

Someone who is fucking trash. An individual that is absolute garbage at something. It could be anything, at long as they're the worst. Absolutely terrible. Also comes from the New Orleans slang word "whoadie"

You really missed that shot? You're such a woaty dude.

Wow Rob and Rio, you really choked a 2v1? Yall are the fucking woatys.

We might be good as individuals, but us as a team? We're the woatys.

by JaySpike September 27, 2021