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Tennessee Wishing Well

A large cocktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. When ingested, it summons Kolgorathnokterranonklus, Great God of Immoral wishes. Once he appears, you may petition him to grant your most "unconventional" wish (e.g. sex with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). Beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences--except the occasional appearance of a small child's face on one's elbows.
I used a Tennessee Wishing Well to become god-king of Palestine the other day.

Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?
by AllabobibTheGlutton May 23, 2016
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Within Temptation

A Dutch goth rock band who have a new kick ass tune out called Stand My Ground.
Within Temptation kick ass!

#Stand my ground I won't give in...#
by SoL'Aki Hakala-Ylönen October 23, 2004
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Within Temptation

A BRILLANT gothic rock band who come from the Netherlands, and have an amazing sound. They have two albums out, 'Mother Earth' and 'Silent Force', and both aren't as popular as they deserve to be.
Like Evanescence but more raw. SO GOOOOOOOOOD! (Their best songs *I think* are 'Aquarius', 'It's the fear' and 'Angels'.)
by Quirkycat January 2, 2005
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Wicked Witching

The act of being extremely intoxicated and taking an explosive, messy bowel movement. Does not require consciousness.
Tom, don’t go wicked witching my bedroom, the bathroom is right across the hall!
Sally looked up and saw Tom wicked witching behind the dumpster.
See also Wicked Witch, The Wicked Witch of the East, The Wicked Witch of the West
by @WhoaBigBill January 27, 2018
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Schmilkers wishing well

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse
I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.
by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020
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final fantasy: the spirits within

Square just lost millions of pounds because of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within so they had to merge with Enix!
by Adelbert Steiner March 21, 2008
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Within Temptation

Quite simply, the best Euro Goth-Rock band ever. Like Evanescence, except not main stream and much more amazing.
"Sanctus Espiritus, redeem us from our solemn hour
Sanctus Espiritus, insanity is all around us
Sanctus Espiritus, is this what we deserve,
can we break free from chains of never-ending agony?"
Our Solemn Hour by Within Temptation from there 2007 album The Heart Of Everything
by Whatz it to ya January 5, 2009
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