witching hour

A period of relative calm, during which a person or people undergo a significant mood change, usually for the worse. The witching hour is NOT a time of violence, it is the calm that precedes the storm.

When my parents called on the phone to ask where I was they sounded really calm and friendly. But as I drove home I knew that soon the precious time of witching hour would pass.

After her boyfriend, left Caroline sat down and brooded over his insensitive remarks. Little did Mike knew as he drove away that the witching hour hung over him.

by ByronGman November 6, 2008

The Witching Hours

The time in the day from when you're trying to cook dinner until the children go to bed.... where they are complete arseholes and need your constant attention for fuck all...

(On The Phone)

Husband: Hey babe, you ok?
Frustrated Wife: No! Its the witching hours!

by Lady Regina Flange November 10, 2018

The witching hour

The hours of the night between 0300 and 0400, when it is impossible for a woman to say no to sex.

Bill: hey man, did that girl let you smash yet?

Frank: kinda, I got it during the witching hour last night.

by Jsmith318 March 24, 2016

wicked witching

When you are masturbating in the shower and your feet hang out of the curtain.

Klint was caught wicked witching by his mom last night

by the real master 86 July 27, 2017

witching

ugly girl who walks around the club looking for a guy to dance with, but everyone just runs away from her

"dude, did you see that girllast night at the club, man she was witching hard core. when she came my way i ran to the bathroom."

by yung huzzle March 17, 2009

Witching hour

The time when you're driving down the mountain and it's dark.. But the sky is still blue

I was driving (really stoned) in my PT cruiser down the mountain during the witching hour, last Sunday.

by roofieface November 20, 2016

Witchin-It

The act (usually by lesbian couples) where you put a broom between your legs as if you are riding the broom like a witch. While you are fucking someone either in the ass or vagina with the end of the broomstick. This can cause damage so be sure to use protection

Susan: Heyyy Bitch
Kelly: Heyyy what you and Jessica do last night?
Susan: oh we were Witchin-It all night, it was great
Kelly: Sounds hot, I wish I was there

by CreepeeCheese October 26, 2018