Originally this condition was used to describe the extreme shrinkage caused by drinking alcohol, turning even the largest dicks into mere helmets in the bush.
More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on
More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on
"I drank a fifth of Jack and had to piss, but it took me 10 minutes just to find my dick so I wouldn't piss on my balls."
"I'm too drunk to fuck."
"I'm too drunk to fuck."
by Bill Brasky March 2, 2005
Get the whiskey dick mug.A state of erectile dysfunction (synonymous with Whiskey Clit), which is induced by a mass consumption of alcohol, usually forms of whiskey. It exists in three recognizable states, and can often have other degrees of effect depending on the individual.
Stage 1: Delayed Orgasm(s) (with sex/masturbation lasting hours.)
Stage 2: No Orgasm(s).
Stage 3: Erection Not Possible.
Stage 1: Delayed Orgasm(s) (with sex/masturbation lasting hours.)
Stage 2: No Orgasm(s).
Stage 3: Erection Not Possible.
by Spingo July 20, 2012
Get the Whiskey Dick mug.a group of friends who drink themselves to death several days a week and pass out after a large consumption. Additionally they eat a shit load of Taco Bell and yell FIRETEAM WHISKEY DICK BRAVO at random passerbys, especially if that passerby happens to be dressed up like Superman, just to laugh at the reaction. Every member has a nickname and a quote that describes who they are. They think they are awesome because they belong to this group, but in reality it only defines them worse off than they would be without the group in the first place. Although this may be true, FTWDB is the coolest shit ever invented and like a gang, there is no way out except for Hari Kari...FTWDB for life!!!!
by Captain Passout November 4, 2009
Get the Fireteam Whiskey Dick Bravo mug.When you come home at 8am from the previous nights' engagement only to find your boyfriend spread eagle with a finished half gallon of whiskey beside him. His flaccid penis, which he is still holding, and hamds both have dried semen on them. To top it all off there is of course a loop of interracial creampie porn on the computer screen.
"You whiskey dick! What if our daughter caught you like this!?" "I guess I am not getting any action before you have to go to work with that broken whiskey dick of yours"
by TheMaskedRevenger June 29, 2013
Get the Whiskey Dick mug.When you get so shit faced drunk, you cant get your man meat up to fuck the hoe diddy you brought home from the bar/club/party. So, you grab a foriegn object to to replace your weiner, and hope shes as drunk as you are and doesnt notice.
I was so fucked up last night, I got the whiskey dick, so I grabbed my Mag-Lite. Now she wont stop calling.
by KingJames 23rd January 25, 2010
Get the whiskey dick mug.when one is to drunk to cum without an exorbitant amount of effort, but, if the guy does not finish, he does not get blue ball.
so jj, did she suck your dick?
jj: yeah, but i didn't finish, i could have i swear but i was to drunk to want to
damn whiskey dick
jj: yeah, but i didn't finish, i could have i swear but i was to drunk to want to
damn whiskey dick
by Patricksoccerfan May 27, 2008
Get the Whiskey Dick mug.Tom: how was sex with Stephanie?
Harry: fucked that ass for hours but had whiskey dick and couldn't finish
Harry: fucked that ass for hours but had whiskey dick and couldn't finish
by Fleeeeeleee October 11, 2015
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