I’m tired and it’s winter

A quote used by our very own king, Harry Styles.

Makeup artist: He looks a bit pale this morning, a bit peaky.
Harry: I’m tired and it’s winter.

by HSLTstan June 25, 2021

Women's Winter

When the air conditioning system is turned up in the summer creating an indoor environment cool enough for women to bitch about how cold it is.

Ashley in accounting has three sweaters at her desk. It's July! I guess it's women's winter.

by Clean Slut January 6, 2020

Winter of dick's content

1. (n.) A period during which sexual intercourse is freely available; sometimes used with a male personal pronoun i.e. 'winter of my/his dick's content'.

Derives from the so-called 'winter of discontent' in 1978/9 when then Prime Minister of England, James Callaghan, was perceived as having let trade union negotiations break down.

'I've just met this new girl. Total nymph: wants to do it in the Folk Music section at HMV. Now is definitely the winter of my dick's content'.

'God, I just got back from hers. Is there any ice in the freezer? It may be the winter of my dick's content but I'm as sore as a sailor in a nunnery'.

by J-Dubya December 1, 2003

winter syndrome

when a males balls hang lower than his dick.

ha ha grant, you got winter syndrome! pin dick!

by anonymous9669 December 7, 2007

Winner's Sauce

From the pages of Viz Comic, a "special ingredient" added by a restaurant/cafe/pub chef, solely of Y-chromosome, to a dish given to a famous and/or particularly disagreeable customer, namely a restaurant critic.

Takes its name from The Sunday Times restaurant critic and sometime film director, Michael Winner. A well-known trasher of both restaurants and chefs' reputations.

"See that Michael Winner over there? He's reckoned to have ingested more Winner's Sauce than Marc Almond"

by Harbottle64 October 11, 2012

Winter sports

Dating white girls.

I'm not much for cold weather , but I'm a Jamaican who is definately into "winter sports"!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 26, 2021

winter soldier

(noun) A person, especially a member of a political party or a military organization, who is hardcore, who endures during hard times. The opposite of "summer soldier", a phrase used by Thomas Paine to denote (and mock) men who signed up for the Revolutionary War and then quit when the going got tough.

"Most of that outfit quit, but the winter soldiers are still hanging on."

by anarcissie May 21, 2008