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Winnipeg 

Home of people who don't know how to fcking merge
Some Winnipeg Types of Mergers;

Merger Type One; *has an entire merge lane to the left* BUT *stops at the yield sign at the beginning of lane *

Merger Type Two; *actually but slowly moves up the merge lane but decides to stop and turn blinker on but not move when someone makes space; waits to all cars go by*

Merger Type Three; the "buddy what the fck are you doing"
Winnipeg by Kwink017 October 28, 2018

Winnipeg DustBuster 

When a girl takes handle of your penis and feeds it to another girls mouth while humming airplane noises.
Everytime my girl's roommate is sad she Winnipeg DustBusters me onto her to cheer her up.

winnipeg winter 

some crazy cold temperatures in north america (canada winnipeg manitoba) winter months that range from -25 to -50 Celsius or -13 to -58 Fahrenheit
it involves frigid cold or decently warm (-25) but with massive wind chill so its just never nice weather. even when it seems like its getting better you get hit with snow, hail, windchill, blizzard or all of the above
G1 man its freezing out here with this blizzard it feels like a winnipeg winter
G2 no kiddin -45 is crazy how do them habs deal with it every year or even every week

G1 man california people think its cold when its +15 celcius they need to come up north and experience some winnipeg winters heck they wont even make it to the border its so cold
G2 ya hey id like to see some southerners have some Winnipeg weather
winnipeg winter by thepetikman January 24, 2014

Winnipeg Bonfire 

When you're sick as fuck but gotta hit the bars, so you chase shots of DayQuil with Whiskey (preferably Bourbon, but any type will do).
Bro, don't pussy out.

Nah man, I'm fucking sick as shit.

Hit a couple of Winnipeg Bonfires and you'll be straight.
Winnipeg Bonfire by cjharker42 January 4, 2018

Camp Winnipesaukee 

A place where all your dreams can come true. Every weekend, you will recieve snack shack privileges if you are good the days leading up to it. In the past, the snack shack has included every type of soup. It's a place Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon visit quite often.
Hey! Camp Winnipesaukee's snack shack is open Jimmy!
Camp Winnipesaukee by fatmilarathate November 18, 2018

Winnipeg Tuxedo 

A fashion trend seen mainly in Winnipeg. The trend consists of an individual of particular class and taste wearing blue jeans, a denim shirt and a jean jacket all together.
Hey what are you wearing to the Bomber game tomorrow? I think I'm just going to suit up in my Winnipeg Tuxedo.
Winnipeg Tuxedo by BigBryCyclone September 27, 2010