the action performed by a wingman, by his very nature. Assisting a male companion in getting some by performing any number of selfless acts.
"Hey man. I've got this date with that hot chick downstairs, but she wants to take her ugly roommate along! Think you could pimp assist me on this one?"
by The VK August 5, 2004
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When two bros take this oath they are bound together as wingmen for the agreed upon time. Once every so often two bros will agree to become wingmen for like. This oath should not be taken lightly, if a bro should break the oath he will considered dead to the other bro. The oath must be taken while resting your left hand on the bro code or an iphone with the bro code app.
Bro 1:"We have been bros a long long time I think we're ready to take the Wingman's oath."
Bro 2:"Agreed"
Bro 3: " I'll be the witness"
*Both Bros lay their left hand on a copy of the bro code (without touching)*
Bros 1 & 2: "In brightest day, in blackest night
No Wingman shall escape my sight
Let those who worship cockblock's plight
Beware my power, Wingman's Might!
Bro 3: "(Names of bro 1& 2) Do you swear to this oath of moment?"
Bros 1 & 2: "We do so swear"
Bro 2:"Agreed"
Bro 3: " I'll be the witness"
*Both Bros lay their left hand on a copy of the bro code (without touching)*
Bros 1 & 2: "In brightest day, in blackest night
No Wingman shall escape my sight
Let those who worship cockblock's plight
Beware my power, Wingman's Might!
Bro 3: "(Names of bro 1& 2) Do you swear to this oath of moment?"
Bros 1 & 2: "We do so swear"
by ChristmasLoken December 25, 2010
Get the Wingman's Oath mug."The original military term wingman defined a pilot who supports another pilot in a dangerous flying environment. Today we honor that bravery by using the same term to describe a guy who misleads someone into sleeping with you."
Man #1: Excuse me, miss?
Hottie: Yes?
Man#1: Care to dance?
Hottie: Oh, I wish I could, but i'm here with my friend, Janice.
Man #2 (wingman): Hello, Janice. My, what a fetching third chin you have. May I buy us both several, several drinks?
Hottie: Yes?
Man#1: Care to dance?
Hottie: Oh, I wish I could, but i'm here with my friend, Janice.
Man #2 (wingman): Hello, Janice. My, what a fetching third chin you have. May I buy us both several, several drinks?
by Chiggety May 2, 2010
Get the Wingman mug.The act of taking one for the team while in a combat zone. Kin to the standard "Wingman" just under different conditions. Conditions befitting the term "Combat Wingman" are as follows; Taking one for the team while deployed, Obstructing a potential cock blocking Betty to a point where you either have to fuck or fight the potential cock blocker.
Also Known As: Jumping on a hand grenade or Stepping on the land mine. Under the harshest conditions the term "Hugging The Nuke" may apply.
Also Known As: Jumping on a hand grenade or Stepping on the land mine. Under the harshest conditions the term "Hugging The Nuke" may apply.
Jay: "Damn Phil, Brianna is hot and I would like to partake of her two lipped goodness..."
Phil: " Well what is stopping You?"
Jay: "Her square jawed room mate, she is always around and cock blocks at every chance"
Phil: "I'll step on this land mine for you little buddy"
Jay: "Wow, Phil you are my hero, a true Combat Wingman"
Phil: "That's right, now, if you'll excuse me, I have to Hug A Nuke"
Phil: " Well what is stopping You?"
Jay: "Her square jawed room mate, she is always around and cock blocks at every chance"
Phil: "I'll step on this land mine for you little buddy"
Jay: "Wow, Phil you are my hero, a true Combat Wingman"
Phil: "That's right, now, if you'll excuse me, I have to Hug A Nuke"
by Hector Gnome June 30, 2007
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1. Thou shall respect the shotgun rule above all else.
2. Thou shall remain in formation without complaint regardless of target assigned.
3. Thou shall pursue target with convincing vigour.
4. Thou shall not pull a switcheroo without prior consent.
5. Thou shall get a round in. (Regardless who's money is used)
6. Honour thy wingman's intentions and have no strong opinions. (A simple shrug will suffice)
7. Thou shalt not abandon target until all objectives are complete.
8. Thou shall never be the voice of reason.
9. Wingman unto others as you would have them wingman unto you.
10. Thou shall remain silent when questioned about past missions.
1. Thou shall respect the shotgun rule above all else.
2. Thou shall remain in formation without complaint regardless of target assigned.
3. Thou shall pursue target with convincing vigour.
4. Thou shall not pull a switcheroo without prior consent.
5. Thou shall get a round in. (Regardless who's money is used)
6. Honour thy wingman's intentions and have no strong opinions. (A simple shrug will suffice)
7. Thou shalt not abandon target until all objectives are complete.
8. Thou shall never be the voice of reason.
9. Wingman unto others as you would have them wingman unto you.
10. Thou shall remain silent when questioned about past missions.
Jewcob: Shotgun the blonde one...
Mamba: Nah come on! her mate is rough and you've got a girlfriend anyway!
Jewcob: Remember the Wingmanments.
Mamba: Fair play, go get the beers in.
Mamba: Nah come on! her mate is rough and you've got a girlfriend anyway!
Jewcob: Remember the Wingmanments.
Mamba: Fair play, go get the beers in.
by MaximusLadius April 10, 2013
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Ed: What did you do last night?
Rick: I attempted the lazy wingman.
Ed: And?
Rick: I didn't make it.
Ed: Bummer, condolence five.
Rick: I attempted the lazy wingman.
Ed: And?
Rick: I didn't make it.
Ed: Bummer, condolence five.
by DidSomeoneSayCake November 22, 2013
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