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Wing Tong

Wing Tong is the secret name for all Asian Men. While they usually have names like "Kim Jong Ill" and "Ahoshoduno Wingsingating" at the end of the day they are all just Wing Tong's.
Chinese Resturant Owner: Erro woo yoo yike sum egg rolls?

Person A: "No thank you Wing Tong"

Chinese Owner: "Otay otay... I bing yoo egg rolls"

Person B: "Damn these fucking Wing Tong's"
by TicklyMyTooshie August 13, 2010
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wing-tip

A peerson way out in the breez. Every event in his local/global environment blows right past him/her.
The wing-tip never consideered that the girl on his arm was a punchcard thay putout like a broken candy machine.
by Andrew Ward January 18, 2004
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wing ting tong

by Lena Rena September 27, 2017
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wing tsun

A fake martial art, created roughly 299 years ago by an inferior style wing chun master.
by Poweruser1337 April 6, 2009
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wing tji

Noun/Name originated from the 16th century. Meaning insanely cool person. Usually connected an imperial family, which was known for its expertise in baking pumkin cakes.
"Ow shit man, these cakes are like baked by Wing Tji!!"
by Syrinx445 August 17, 2011
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wing theory

The postulate that states the following:

A gentleman is either

a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.
Get him to take you to Buffalo Wild Wings on your third date, girl. Wing theory never lies.
by annalivia January 18, 2016
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Wing the Wang

Is where the person (at the moment of climax) will swing their arms in the air as if they were a chicken
Hold on guys you mind if i wing the wang real quick?
by Nonstolen-wordman December 16, 2019
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