Dick winded

Getting your dick (penis) farted on whilst at the urinal

Christian aka Ricky Bobby got dick winded when he was taking a piss at the urinal when Gazza stood next to him at & farted on his dick.

by Stink bomber December 8, 2021

Windexdicide

V. A willful or accidental death caused by crashing head first into a, perfectly, clean window.

Pigeon #1 ”I had no idea that Bob was so depressed.”

Pigeon #2 ”(crying) Yeah, I lost my son to Windexdicide last weekend.”

by BasementComedian March 12, 2013

oof i be winded

An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breath.

*sigh*"oof I be winded..."

by Casual Grandpa June 6, 2018

oof i be winded

An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breathe.

*sigh*"oof I be winded..."

by Casual Grandpa June 6, 2018

Winded

Mistaken for running out of breath or

"Getting the wind k.o. Of you"

But is actually a proper for blow job

Tim: Bro Tiffany Winded me bro

by Hopefulkm February 8, 2017

Windered

When the wind hits your eyes and makes them water, you get the windered effect.

When the wind is blowing into your eyes and they begin to water, your eyes are windered.

by Tamala December 12, 2008

Windexed

A vaginal secretion at a high velocity after one blows air into it. It is often the product of a forced queef.

My boyfriend blew air into my vagina as hard as he could and suddenly a spritz of queef splashed his face. He then jumped back and exclaimed, "You windexed me!"

by Victopher January 6, 2012