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Toxic Waltz

1. A metal pride song by the thrash metal band Exodus. Basically Exodus' way of telling everyone in the audience to mosh it up or go home.

2. A term used to describe the act of moshing.
"Here's a new dance craze that's sweepin' the nation! It's called the Toxic Waltz and it's causing devasatation!"

"Kick your friend in the head and have a ball, good friendly violent fun in store for all!"

Ben: Dude, you should have been at the movie theatre last night!
Tom: Why? What happened?
Ben: They wouldn't sell us snacks for less than 5 bucks so we started the Toxic Waltz at the gate!
by J. Arnier May 19, 2007
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Dick Wilt

The state of having a soft, flaccid penis.

Dick wilt typically occurs post ejaculation and the penis wilts from stiff, rigid to semi and soft.

May also be caused by whiskey dick.
I drank too much. I got Dick Wilt and can't perform.

That bitch is so nasty she gives me Dick Wilt.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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Waltz

To walk and/or act in an openly casual and self-confident (or self-IMPORTANT!) manner, causing irritation and/or resentment in others from your pert attitude; especially when:

(A) your arrival was unannounced/unexpected, and so those present were not prepared to conveniently receive or assist you, or

(B) you lack or did not bestir yourself to obtain the usually-expected experience, paperwork, preparations, credential-references, etc. for your requests to be reasonably fulfilled. or

(C) you have behaved/performed poorly in the past regarding matters similar to what you presently have in mind, and so your would-be providers are none too confident or eager to fulfill your requests.
Bank loan officer (crossly), "You know, you've got SOME NERVE waltzing in here asking for a loan --- three years ago we loaned you a million dollars to look for oil, and you didn't find a drop!"
Oil prospector (casually): "Could have been worse."
Bank loan officer (raising his eyebrows in annoyance): "And then two years ago we loaned you three million dollars to drill for oil, and you came up with nuthin' but dry holes that time, too!"
Oil prospector (shrugging): "Could have been worse."
Bank loan officer (giving a snort under his breath and beginning to twitch angrily): "And then last year we loaned you TEN million dollars to do more prospecting, and you STILL couldn't find any oil!"
Oil prospector (still as sunny and flippant as ever): "Could have been worse."
Bank loan officer (finally blowing his stack): "Why do you keep saying 'it could have been worse'?! We've lost nearly FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS through you!"
Oil prospector (smugly): "Could have been my money."
by QuacksO October 2, 2011
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Wilton

Wilton is a male name that comes from Sweden. He is a really caring guy that will stay up all night just to talk to you, all he wants is you to feel good. Wilton is also the funniest, hottest and nicest guy you'll ever meet and he's extremly smart - Wilton is the perfect guy.
Person 1: Omg do you see that guy over there?
Person 2: Yes, he's such a Wilton you need to go up and talk to him!
by inteefterbliven December 22, 2019
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Jordan Witzigreuter

Also known as "The Ready Set". He's the most amazing guy known to man-kind. He will blow your mind with a look in the eye or 2 words. He is incredibly hot & funny & the best person you could ever meet. He is the best musician & 57,328,459,305,607% pure perfect. no one can possibly NOT love him. <3
I can't possibly give you an example of the amazing man himself, Jordan Witzigreuter. so go on youtube & go listen to him!
by JLWitzigreuter August 2, 2011
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Witzelsucht

Someone with the crippling addiction of saying puns all day.
<Man1> Looks like Jerry has a case of Witzelsucht...

<Man2> Fucking legend.
by thdude21619 August 3, 2016
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floorless waltz

This is the term they use in prison when someone gets hanged.

There were many hangings in Berlin, in which the victims would twitch and jump at the end of a rope...hence, doing the "Spandau Ballet." Also, there were frequent suicides of Nazis being held for trial at the Spandau prison. A hanged person tends to jerk around and "dance" if the death is caused by strangulation (and not a snap) they say. As the years went by it progressed to floorless dance or waltz or the air rumba.
"They found Rosco in his room doing the floorless waltz, the air rumba or some call it the floorless dance."
by lovestosmile January 30, 2010
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