A fag poser who hosts a gay t.v. show on mtv where the cheap ass gives away 1000 dollars to the winner of his gay joke "battles"
" The only reason people know that stupid ass Wilmer Valderrama is because he plowed mandy moore and lindsay lohan."
by Rusty Williams September 18, 2006

by Mike Wilmer July 26, 2021

fez from that 70's show the ultimate player hes had sex with lindsay lohan mandy moorejennifer love hewittand ashlee simpson.
Fez: (reading his car): Fez has a tiny -- I do not! It's perfectly normal based on all the other ones I've seen. (Hyde ~looks~ at Fez) I only look for comparison. Well, if Jackie wants war, I'll give her a war.
Hyde: Whatever you say, Tiny.
Fez: Hey, if it's so small, why would I name it Big John
Wilmer Valderrama
Hyde: Whatever you say, Tiny.
Fez: Hey, if it's so small, why would I name it Big John
Wilmer Valderrama
by Coryblount September 13, 2008

Wilmer Valderrama is a sexxxyyy Venezuelan who thinks $1000 "cash-money" is a descent amount for prize money on his show Yo Momma. He told Howard Stern about deflowering Mandy Moore and and having sex with Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt, who denied it. He has a nice ass too . . .
by @#$%Stella August 23, 2006

The really hot guy who hosts 'Yo Momma' on MTV. He has that really cute way of saying 'a thousand dollars in cash-moneeeeey'!!!!!!!!!!! ack! I LOVE HIM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
by I Luv Wilmer Walderrama!!!!!!!! July 13, 2006

wilmer lives ofetn in slaka and has a huge cock and get all the girls, i promise. He is super cool and every girl likes hin.
by asjahsjahjshjasujas February 28, 2022
