Wet Wilkie

Like a wet willy, but when you shove your dick in someone's belly button.

Mary: I got a wet wilkie, it was terrorising rape.

by Unknown Dropouts October 27, 2011

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Milkie Wilkie

You can be a milkie wilkie, but you have to be the legend who really wants a girl firned. He does not ask girls about but he really likes them and wishes the girl would. Also, you gotta be an absolute lad, best at everything, and don't forget how big his love for William Johnson is (#HUGE)

I wish I was a Milkie Wilkie

by Sam is a dumb dumbdumb l November 9, 2020

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Free Willie Zone

A Free Willie Zone is where men may lawfully expose their penis. Examples include toilets and locker rooms.

Gawd, looking at the line makes me glad to finally get to the men's room in this Free Willie Zone, during the halftime.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

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Willie Boyd

Supposedly dating back to the prehistoric ages, Willie Boyd has roamed the streets of Enniskillen. As an eyewitness to every major historical event in human history, Willie Boyd places at number two on the United Nations watchlist. He loves to chat to young boys as a distraction while he identifies which bus they're getting onto and where they live. Willie routinely goes on adventures with his hat, Gary, where they fight crime and serve their own brand of vigilante justice. Often referred to as "the reincarnation of Jesus Christ", young Willie has become a worldwide sensation after videos of him turning his urine into whiskey leaked online. His plans for the coming year are to eat the world's biggest pancake, to climb the Taj Mahal and to build a nuke out of his semen. Willie enjoys spending his downtime relaxing with his 14 wives and eating raw chicken.

Willie Boyd touched me yesterday, outside the bus depot

by 47°C April 7, 2017

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Wilkinson Theory

The theory is that any girl with the name Avery will end up being pretty. If she is not pretty she will end up having a glow up because her name is Avery.

“That girl Avery had a HUGE glow up. She’s the definition of Wilkinson theory.”

by Thy birthgiver January 18, 2021