wilbert

When a straight heterosexual male accidentally sticks his thumb up another man's rectum, purely by mistake. Usually occurs in male community showers at gyms or prisons/correctional facilities and dark rooms.

As I entered the dark room, I slipped and fell on Greg's bed, accidentally giving him a wilbert.

As the doctor was checking my cheeks, he accidentally gave me a wilbert.

by Jim Bobbbb May 5, 2008

Wilberto

A boring, indifferent, contrary and cancerous individual with a white stubley completion.A sure sign you have found one is if it is carrying a broken squash racquet.

I was winning the first game but then I went all Wilberto!

by Waldini December 28, 2007

Wilbert

A cute name for a big cow

That's a cute big wilbert on the farm

by Omgwtfisthatthing May 28, 2017

Wilberth

The type of guy to fuck cats

Wilberth:Like he does fuck cats

by Fuhffuhdtuotr November 7, 2018

Wilbertron

A rather averagely sized male phallace, often Synonymous with smeg.

Get your Wilbertron out!

Oh no, my wilbertron has an infection.

by Geoff.com March 3, 2009

Wilgert

Extremist in the use of spaces and stir fry.

You write wil gert without the space in the middle, it is Wilgert.

by SpaceGod June 28, 2010

Wilberthe

One sexy ass lil chick.
Madd cute.
One cool kat

Yoo shes madd Wilberthe, I would bagg

by yooiesd December 27, 2010