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Wikileaks

1. Site for disseminating classified information.
2. Collaborative pissing in order to soak an object in urine.
Man1: "That jerkoff *insert name of jerkoff* is out and he's left his door unlocked. Let's go piss on his bed!"
Man2: "No doubt. I call Wikileaks".
by Trayfern August 30, 2013
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An uncontrollable string of soft, silent, and obscenely nasty farts. Generally accompanying a hangover or following a trip to McDonalds, wikileaks leave little doubt as to what their host was up to the night before.
Hillary Clinton fears wikileaks endanger United States government employees the world over.
by Barun187 December 3, 2010
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Person 1 - Hey where are you going?
Person 2 - I'm going for an wikileak, LMAO.
by HellaFellaTella February 26, 2011
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a burst condom; when a condom unexpectedly bursts during consensual sex, especially in Sweden.
Damn, the condom's done a wikileak! I'll be facing an Interpol warrant for rape soon!
by una.bubba December 10, 2010
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Refers to a leak in a torn or split condom.
"The condom split - and there was a wikileak!" - Julian Assange
by m.ryan.p December 29, 2010
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What follows Wikidrinks.
I had WAY to many Wikidrinks at that cyberbar and got a mean case of the Wikileaks.
by tha malcontent April 26, 2011
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n., (WIH-kee-leek) a collaborative process whereby one takes a piss while allowing anonymous others unfettered access to and control of the flow of urine.

Frequently produces extremely unreliable results including wildly inaccurate aim, incomplete evacuation, and a general lack of familiarity with the source material.
Example 1:
Person A: "God damnit! You sprayed piss all over the bathroom again!"
Person B: "Honey, it was beautiful! I helped destroy the oppressive bathroom meritocracy by letting others pee for me, allowing the free market to relish its inexplicable sense of exceptionalism in spite of any individual lack of skill or intelligence.
Person A: What a load of horseshit.
Person B: No, dear, wikidump is entirely different and won't be available until a subsequent open-source beta.

Example 2:
Man: "No officer, I wasn't cruising the bathroom, I was taking a wikileak."
Police Man: "Sure thing, Senator Craig…"
by SuperRobert July 26, 2010
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