"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." -George W. Bush, Jan. 12, 2009
"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." -George W. Bush, Nov. 12, 2008
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." -George W. Bush, April 28, 2005
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004
Are good examples of witlessisms.
"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." -George W. Bush, Nov. 12, 2008
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." -George W. Bush, April 28, 2005
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004
Are good examples of witlessisms.
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Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.
Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?
Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.
Molly- How would you know?
Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!
Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?
Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.
(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).
Molly- You are going to need this number.
Conrad- Who's this?
Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.
Molly- How would you know?
Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!
Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?
Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.
(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).
Molly- You are going to need this number.
Conrad- Who's this?
Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
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Dan tried to pull a Jehovah Witless on everybody so his present from me is gonna be a log of shit in a box
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Joanne: What's wrong Sherry
Sherry: I got a wingless pterodactyl by Mike
Joanne: I cant ell your bleeding from your face
Sherry: I know
Joanne: Yep
Sherry: I got a wingless pterodactyl by Mike
Joanne: I cant ell your bleeding from your face
Sherry: I know
Joanne: Yep
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Written with the short "i" of "wig," but pronounced with the long "e" of "Negress."
A non-Black (ok, typically white) woman who adopts a Black persona, fashion, language, cultural identity, etc, the word covering a range of meanings from the literal adoption of artificial Black hair-styles, all the way through the large-scale Performance Art of Rachel Dolezal and Jessica Krug, who built careers on assumed Black identities.
Written with the short "i" of "wig," but pronounced with the long "e" of "Negress."
A non-Black (ok, typically white) woman who adopts a Black persona, fashion, language, cultural identity, etc, the word covering a range of meanings from the literal adoption of artificial Black hair-styles, all the way through the large-scale Performance Art of Rachel Dolezal and Jessica Krug, who built careers on assumed Black identities.
Rachel Dolezal's wigress life-style is apparently not unique; see Jim Goad's comments about Jessica Krug.
"Suddenly, last week—rumors suggest she was being pressured to either out herself or face the rigors of a thorough public woke-mob outing—she took off the Coon Mask and confessed that she was just a self-hating Jewish girl from Kansas City. In an aggressively self-flagellating blog post titled “The Truth, and the Anti-Black Violence of My Lies,” Krug confessed that since she somehow inflicted “violence” on people by being a female wigger—wegress?—and also since “I don’t believe that any anti-Black life has inherent value,” she no longer exists in any meaningful way:"
(Jim Goad, TakiMag, Suicide on the Trans-Black Express, 9/7/2020)
"Suddenly, last week—rumors suggest she was being pressured to either out herself or face the rigors of a thorough public woke-mob outing—she took off the Coon Mask and confessed that she was just a self-hating Jewish girl from Kansas City. In an aggressively self-flagellating blog post titled “The Truth, and the Anti-Black Violence of My Lies,” Krug confessed that since she somehow inflicted “violence” on people by being a female wigger—wegress?—and also since “I don’t believe that any anti-Black life has inherent value,” she no longer exists in any meaningful way:"
(Jim Goad, TakiMag, Suicide on the Trans-Black Express, 9/7/2020)
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