wifi starving

When your wifi is slow or not working, and you're wishing for free fast wifi

Jessie, can I come over? I'm wifi starving!

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

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wifi sniffer

A hacker who steals another wifi connection.

Those without firewalls should not have wifis.

by Bob Zajdel March 5, 2004

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Noun. Said of a WiFi connection that seems to have a 3-bars signal, but in fact, it has only one bar, or even none. A FWFS-affected connection typically takes forever to load a website, and when it finishes, it goes HTTP 404.

John: Yay, free WiFi!
Steve: Don't select that connection, it has the Fake WiFi Syndrome!

by TheMaster001 November 16, 2013

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wifi shit

When you bring your laptop into the bathroom with you, and place it on your lap as you are taking a shit...this way you can still talk on AIM/etc. and browse the internet, and brag to your friends how you are wiping your ass as you talk to them. Usually happens the morning after you've been drinking and have the infamous mud butt.

"transfering to the throne" is all that needs to be said and it will be understood you are transfering from wherever your laptop is mounted to the shitter.

"I took a wifi shit, and dropped my laptop on the ground and it broke my keyboard."

- true story.

by Tuffnuts June 22, 2006

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WiFi Slut

A person who has been to many friends and family homes and has obtained the WiFi password for their own personal gain, however awkward the initial request for the password was.

Person 1: Damn, I haven't got any data reception...

Person 2: Hey guys, check this out on the internet...

Person 1: How did you get data reception in here?

Person 2: I've got the WiFi password obviously...

Person 3: *leans in* Yep, Luke is a real WiFi Slut!

by Chantheman April 1, 2013

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