Wifi

Disciple of Bob the Almighty, you must offer and pray to it if you want fast connection.

Let us sacrifice to Wifi!

by LegendaryWølf September 24, 2022

wifi

A thing we always blame for being very shitty.

(wifi goes out)
Me: "Fuck! The wifi so shitty here."

by Dubiks November 18, 2018

Wifi

Undeveloped cat

Wifi is small but cute

by Baptist loves croissants February 16, 2019

Wifi

Another word for a thot. Everybody uses her

Yo, yah mom is wifi, everyone uses her

by Shah Santanna January 12, 2014

wifi-by

The act of temporarily using an available wifi signal whilst in the process of driving or being passenger in a car.

guy 1:"So how did you find the circus so fast, I thought you were lost?"

guy 2:"I was lost, thankfully I found a Starbuck's and performed a wifi-by on my Dash and got some proper directions."

by spacemigrant November 11, 2008

wify

The state of hyphy-like fun experienced with wine and the internet (WIF=Wine Internet Fun).

Instead of going out to a bar, Dave decided to stay at home and get wify.

by dmhoro March 07, 2009

wifi

another word for: blow job, head, sucking on the dick

ex: damn! that bitch gave good wifi

by Billy Peterson May 07, 2008