weretard

A person, who once a month under a full moon turns into a retarded person. This condtion is usually transmitted from being bitten or scratched by a retard.

1.

"I was walking my dog last night, and we were attacked by Weretards."

2.

"That retarded kid, Jim, bit me yesterday. I better go to the doctor and check to make sure i'm not weretarded."

by SloppyJake June 28, 2007

whoretardmeanie

whoretardmeanie (Adj)

a person place or thing that is all of the following

1) Whore
2) Tard
3) Meanie

Jake and Connery and both whoretardmeanie and like to get in whoretardmeanie fights

by whoretardmeanie February 10, 2009

Whoreboard

A combination of the 2 words, "Scoreboard" and "Whore", which is used to depict a tally of the number of people within your immediate location (i.e. in the same room, in the same bar) with whom you've had sexual relations.

"Aggie and Tracy just walked in. My whoreboard is at 2!"

"I'm scared to go to my high school reunion because my whoreboard will be around 15."

"I was at City Tavern on a date with Travis. My ex-boyfriend was bar tending, and last weekend's fling was also at the bar. Whoreboard - 3."

by MeanJoeFunStory March 17, 2014

whoretag

A tattoo typically located on the lower back of a female. The correlation of these types of females being whores and the tattoo on the lower back has therefore established this term.

Check out her whoretag, I bet she gets around :)

by skEwb September 23, 2004

whoretend

v. The act of keeping the money hungry, gold-digging whores away from a figure of high financial status.

When I went to Vegas with my millionaire boss, I had to act as his whoretender to keep the sheisty bitches at an arm's length.

by shthap3ns May 25, 2007

whoreatron

someone who transforms into a whore when drunk

Steph: "She seems like a nice girl"

Kelly: "yeah but put a few drinks in her and you might as well call her optimus prime cause she'll go whoreatron on your ass"

by MysteriousGal24 August 5, 2010

Whoretrap

When a whore keeps trying to get into your life by apologizing and complementing you. And saying they will do so much better. When they don't change and they do the same stuff.

Don't fall into that whoretrap she's just going to do the same stuff man.

by samthedummy July 26, 2017