Scientific Name:
Whorevus sucspeniousferdollous
A pesky bird usually found in its natural habitat of trailer parks, road side casinos and meth labs. Noted for its unusual plumage, this bird is easily recognized by crispy, blonde tufts at the crown of its head and 2 large swollen chest glands on full display during a perpetual mating season that never ends. This common bird is also well known for the scent it begins to emit usually after the 34th or 35th anniversary of its hatching. The scent is a unique blend of desperation with noticeable hints of jealousy and the sickly sweet scent of shame.
Known for trying to raise its pecking order by fornicating with the mates of other birds, this bird is usually found alone. She may adjust her plummage and join a flock for a short time, but eventually, her true colors will show, and the other females will beat the ever living shit out of her and send her pack to the filthy trailer park of which she crawled out.
Whorevus sucspeniousferdollous
A pesky bird usually found in its natural habitat of trailer parks, road side casinos and meth labs. Noted for its unusual plumage, this bird is easily recognized by crispy, blonde tufts at the crown of its head and 2 large swollen chest glands on full display during a perpetual mating season that never ends. This common bird is also well known for the scent it begins to emit usually after the 34th or 35th anniversary of its hatching. The scent is a unique blend of desperation with noticeable hints of jealousy and the sickly sweet scent of shame.
Known for trying to raise its pecking order by fornicating with the mates of other birds, this bird is usually found alone. She may adjust her plummage and join a flock for a short time, but eventually, her true colors will show, and the other females will beat the ever living shit out of her and send her pack to the filthy trailer park of which she crawled out.
"If that whorebird, Samantha, keeps crawling all over that married man, she's gonna catch a beating all the way back to the trailer park!
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1) Usually blonde is their natural color but other species and types have been known to exist
2)a woman that sucks your soul completely out and stores it in her last parts
3)a woman that usually has an ass so large it scrapes the ground...either from excessive alcohol consumption, or from souls weighing it down...usually a combination of both
4)a woman that usually has pierced nipples
5)a woman that never loved a single man her entire life...even if she had her soul deficiency is so high she would have to destroy him anyway
6)a broke bitch that works at publix
7)a woman you will always hate but never get over loving her
8)a woman that if introduced by a friend you owe them
Your eternal hatred and lack of friendship for all time
2)a woman that sucks your soul completely out and stores it in her last parts
3)a woman that usually has an ass so large it scrapes the ground...either from excessive alcohol consumption, or from souls weighing it down...usually a combination of both
4)a woman that usually has pierced nipples
5)a woman that never loved a single man her entire life...even if she had her soul deficiency is so high she would have to destroy him anyway
6)a broke bitch that works at publix
7)a woman you will always hate but never get over loving her
8)a woman that if introduced by a friend you owe them
Your eternal hatred and lack of friendship for all time
devil whorefish
by ShouldersBaby December 8, 2013
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"She's his Whorefriend."
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Get the whoreified mug.Somebody who straight up doesn't know how to use grenades. Is sick 24/7. Has a terrible knife. Who gets clowned on. Whore. And a fish.
My friend is a whorefish.
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