whorebird 

Scientific Name:

Whorevus sucspeniousferdollous

A pesky bird usually found in its natural habitat of trailer parks, road side casinos and meth labs. Noted for its unusual plumage, this bird is easily recognized by crispy, blonde tufts at the crown of its head and 2 large swollen chest glands on full display during a perpetual mating season that never ends. This common bird is also well known for the scent it begins to emit usually after the 34th or 35th anniversary of its hatching. The scent is a unique blend of desperation with noticeable hints of jealousy and the sickly sweet scent of shame.

Known for trying to raise its pecking order by fornicating with the mates of other birds, this bird is usually found alone. She may adjust her plummage and join a flock for a short time, but eventually, her true colors will show, and the other females will beat the ever living shit out of her and send her pack to the filthy trailer park of which she crawled out.

"If that whorebird, Samantha, keeps crawling all over that married man, she's gonna catch a beating all the way back to the trailer park!

whorebird by Miccha Murrell February 16, 2017

whorebir 

A promiscuous individual, of ambiguous gender, often a pseudo-male hermaphrodite, who engages in various frowned upon sexual activities such as sodomy. The individual is usually ridden with, transmits, and acquires a plethora of sexually transmitted diseases. They are often infected with HIV.

Dude, did that guy seriously just have sex with that filthy, bottom-of-the-barrel, strawberry vagina prostitute? What a whorebir!

Whoah, did that whorebir just bend over and take it from a gang of homosexual strippers?

You prefer being on your knees and having a dick in your mouth? You are such a whorebir!

whorebir by mervertt December 30, 2011

whorebread

A general asshole who likes to piss people off and be a wanker all the time.

"Aww man, I heard that Johnny punched you the other day, what a whorebread"

whorebread by Infusion March 6, 2008

werebird 

A carnivorous human-like being that preys on small mammals such as cats. It will transform into a giant, beautiful, and terrifying bird on the new moon. It hates werewolves, and disguises itself as a strange teenage girl who sometimes bites people.

Jason: Crystal's been acting really weird lately and she bit me! I think she was bitten by a werebird!

werebird by WerebirdsAnonymous December 6, 2011

whorebiting 

The act of riding repeatedly around the block in a car with your friends looking for hookers.

Our buddy in Vegas got on a heater last month to the tune of 50K in one hand. We cashed out, rented a limo, and went whorebiting.

whorebiting by Mazard November 7, 2010

Whorelord 

a pimp

He manages a whole bunch of hookers in the red light district - he's a bigtime whorelord.

Whorelord by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

whoretard 

A girl, typically brunette, who acts retardedly in front of mass audiences, thus making her a whore for being retarded.

Dude, I think kaileys mentally challenged.

Nahh bro shes just a whoretard.

whoretard by jiggalooo December 3, 2011