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Whoopin' stick 

I hit him with my whoopin' stick!!!
Whoopin' stick by nilethe146 March 10, 2016

Whoopi Slap 

Where you fill your ass with a bunch of air, then slap your freind releasing what is a so called "Whoopie Slap" or a massive fart.
Whoopi Slap by Liwty:) January 13, 2011

That Whoopi Shit 

A woman who is not that attractive but is able to hold a man under the assumption that she is great in bed.
Dude 1:I still can't understand how men find Lady GaGa good looking.

Dude 2:But she has a lot of guys who would do her.

Dude 1: I know. She must got that Whoopi shit.
That Whoopi Shit by red2269 May 30, 2009

whoopi stick 

when a couple is making whoopi.......and the stick(dick) is withdrawn too far (usually cause the guy thinks it is longer than it really is) and then misses going back in. Therefore, the dick stick has been bent.
Oh.....shit, I bent my whoopi stick..... man that hurts
whoopi stick by coffeecup April 20, 2012

whoopieslap 

When you fill your butthole with air, slap someone with it and a small poo comes out.
Dude if you don't shut up I'm gonna whoopieslap yo' ass
whoopieslap by ShadowNam January 11, 2011

Whoopi Cushion Sex 

A large amount of Air leaving the Vagina while having Sex resulting in extended and multiple female Queefing.
My eyes rolled back in my head having Whoopi Cushion Sex last night.
Here's how to do it...
Step 1: Pump-Her-Up. I prefer doggy style, insert in and completing out with shallow slow thrusts. Depending on how big this bitch is you might need a lot of pumping!

Step 2: Lay her stomach on something solid. Like moving from her knees to flat on the bed.

Step 3: Push into her Deep and feel the Air Fly!

Step 4: Experience the best orgasm ever. It's like having your dick wrapped in a pussy while a spa jet blast your cock.

Step 5: Thank her and tell her we need to do that again!