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wookette

A Female (Wook)

A wook is a hippie without any ambition, motivation, or drive other than drugs and image. They're generally in their twenties, college students (or dropouts) at small-town liberal colleges (such as Appalachian State University) and dependent on an income other than their own.

Wooks tend to travel in packs, they smell strongly of patchouli and are in constant search for free drugs. One of the defining characteristics is an excessive amount of unkempt hair, usually in dreadlocks.

It is important to make the distinction between a hippie and a wook. Hippies can generally be viewed as positive, optimistic members of society with an idealistic goal for the betterment of society. Wooks are everything that you've been warned about in regard to hippies wrapped into a neat little package.
I can't wait to turn that wookette into my tent slut.
by Leviath June 14, 2018
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squalli-whooped

To get severely beaten by a person or persons resulting in medical complications and causing physical, emotional & mental trauma.
Damn that nigga Jason got squalli-whooped by Ryan in the stock room yesterday he in the hospital like a muh fukkah aha aha aha!
by Cam from da windy city March 12, 2008
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whooped

That boy got his ass whooped.
by Myrtede & Tricia May 19, 2003
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whookos

we have our own kind of smarts
WHOOKOS (We Have Our Own Kind Of Smart) is a group of teenage rascals with the sole purpose to prove to the world that conformity is completely irrelevant to life. We have five WHOOKOS members. There's BlackBelt Dolphin, Kyo-kun, Rat, Scoot, and Swiffer. These five teens are accompanied by other friends that share the same feelings towards conformity as others. They are called the !US! Crew (or !US! Crew members). Though their group of friends is a minority in their school, they are absolutely dedicated to their belief. They won't be told how to think, speak, and live by others who conform to gain acceptance from other social groups. They think, speak, and live their lives the way they want to.
by DxmellomanxD November 27, 2010
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whoopee stick

Slang term for male genitalia used in the bloodhound gang's single Foxtrot.
"Vulcanize the whoopee stick, in the ham wallet"

"I used my whoopee stick for some hardcore Vagina Mining"

"Vanessa moaned as i railed her with my whoopee stick"

"I finally got Vanessa to suck my whoopee stick"
by Justin Briones and Justin Evans September 9, 2008
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whoopee

Old man: Hey margeret, wanna go make some whoopee?
Margeret: O yes cletus
by james13 August 28, 2006
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whoopee

1920's phrase for a fun or exciting place/activity, sometimes sex. Often used as 'make whoopee' which refers to sex.
"Start the car, I know a whoopee spot..."
by Anonymous July 31, 2003
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