Whomp

usually used in a sarcastic tone, this word can be used to describe something that is boring or wack. It can also be used to describe most awkward situations and/or instead of the word "FAIL"

My date last night was extra whomp

by sams555 March 31, 2011

Whomp

Verb • To heavily inhale a vape or a source of weed with great force

Guy 1- Yo mind if I whomp that blunt of yours ?

Guy 2- sure thing man go right ahead !

by Cyber Dictionary December 05, 2019

Whomp

To have a poo and a wank at the same time

Guy 1: Whoa man last night I had the sweetest whomp ever

Guy 2: Man that sounds sweet, im gonna take a whomp as soon as I get home

by Baguette101 December 17, 2008

Whomp

The expression used when witnessing an epic failure.

Girl walking around with her bump-it showing through her hair.
WHOMP!

Guy approaches girl at the bar, and offers to buy her a drink. He looks closer and sees that she has a snaggle tooth.

WHOMP!

You thought the movie started at 3, but it started at 2.

WHOMP!

by HeyVixHey February 28, 2012

Whomp

An idiot or dumbass.
It came from my teacher whos from france

That fat girl looks good

What a Whomp

by Alex February 16, 2005

Whomp

Whomp has many meanings.

1st " this sucks , boo , this bones , shitty , shit happens" etc

and 2nd " hell yeah bitch"

depending on context

1st:

i woke up and my shoes were gone. whomp

2nd:
all the bitches love me. whomp

by sal galifiankis November 16, 2011

Whomp

The act of a boyfriend cupping his lips somewhere on you (probably your face) and slobbering while saying "whomp!"

Usually followed by saying "ew! no whomping!"

"whomp!"
"ew! you slobbered all over my face!! no whomping!"

by Ms Bwinny February 23, 2010