shizzling the nizzle

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I can't stand to see him shizzling the nizzle."

by Dean May 13, 2005

whiling

when someone is going crazy or just a little hyper.

Yo, stop whiling.
John, your whiling out.

by Jeremy August 30, 2004

Whirling Torpedo

The act of spitting in ones ass and the receiver of the ass spitting torpedoing the spit back into the spitters mouth.

Gertrude got whirling torpedoed by Phyllis’s at the kick back last night.

by Bigdaddy3nuts July 22, 2021

Whistling

1. v. To make a clear musical sound, a series of such sounds, or a high-pitched, warbling sound by the forcible expulsion of the breath through a small opening formed by contracting the lips, or through the teeth, with the aid of the tongue. (dictionary.com)

a.k.a Something that is fun to do by yourself to entertain yourself, but annoys anyone else nearby.

Joe: "Let's not sit over there, that guy is whistling and it's really annoying"

by Ubersquirell August 20, 2008

Whirling Pervish

When two people have sex in a swivel chair

Dan: So what happened with Cathy last night?!
Steve: had a few drinks, went back to my place, and I gave her a Whirling Pervish!
Dan: Awesome!

by Vancarrie May 14, 2009

Shizzling Bruv

Excellent my good friend, please invite me to continue this smashing conversation. I enjoy your company in a completely legitamate and non-homosexual fasion.

"Son, nah how the shit be thee?"
"I be shizzling bruv."
"Man, now I got your back dog."
"Y'Shittin' me son?!"

by jkedn May 6, 2005

whistling diarrhea

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.

"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"

by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019