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wheeze the juice

Removing the wine bag from a box of Franzia and drinking directly from the nozzle. It derives from a pauly shore scene in the movie "Encino Man" where Pauly shore drinks directly from the nozzle of a slurpee machine.
by Donkey Lipss July 16, 2007
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bro wheeze

bro wheeze is a supernatural being made of the constructs of time, space, 13 other dimensions and a male genitalia. It is said that he was amidst the rise and fall of the dinosaurs, the egyptians and the roman empire always lurking in the shadows, wheezing. The only thing superior to the mighty bro wheeze is his nigga yung breezy. In his 3 dimensional form, bro wheeze takes the shape of a cyclops penis with a singular testicle alongside his bionic testicle.
Jesus: Who are you?
bro wheeze: *wheeze*
by Dr. Fluffykins May 17, 2020
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milk wheeze

a particularly foul-smelling fart that feels three times heavier than air, smells like propane and milk, and usually occurs in five-minute intervals. a direct byproduct of eating/drinking too much raw protein, milk, or eggs.
also known as a "protein stain".
Dave: "John needs to quit eating 30 eggs a day, his last milk wheeze made me vomit despite me being three rooms away."
John: "Tell me about it."
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 6, 2018
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Cock Wheeze

when a person gives you a blowjob, while doing so, has an asthma attack
Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand

Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma

Person 1: How'd you find out

Person 2: I had a cock wheeze

Person 1: Uh, Winning
by insertfatjokehere April 13, 2011
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Sex wheeze

Having amazing, mind blowing sex that you can't catch your breath and wheezing begins due to the lack of oxygen.
"Our sexy time was so awesome that I have a sex wheeze going on"
by Nanitze May 13, 2014
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Dream wheeze

When dream wheezes. It sounds like a tea kettle.
I just laughed so hard, I dream wheezed
by Hi I'm a dream fan January 21, 2021
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