wholecock

An informal unit of measurement between approximately four to six inches in length, similar to a cunthair but having a greater degree of freedom, based on the average penis size of men which is most likely being denied in your vicinity as you read this.

The curtain rod she bought was too short to fit in the living room window, it was off by basically a wholecock.

by Flynt P. Ennis August 7, 2020

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whalecock

Literally, the internet, which as we all know is serious business and a whalecock is pretty fucking serious.

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"I met a girl on the whalecock last night"
Kids would be protected by whalecockNanny.

by Big_Eddie April 20, 2007

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Wheelock College

Wheelock College is an insane asylum. There is 80% girls, 70% of them being over weight. The 20 percent of men, is fully composed of tools who think more about themselves then their education. The cafe food is worse than you're great grandmothers meatloaf. Every person of high authority only has their high school diploma. The students here are more worried about the drama, rather than their own educations. The dorm buildings have rat infestations, excluding the two 'newer dorms', who are only accessed by students with an abundance of daddy and mommy's money. The academic advisor is more worried about her lame life-metaphors - including that everyone at Wheelock drives their own bus, and Wheelock's faculty is behind us every step of the way. The library is louder than a 6 year olds basketball practice. We have no gym, athletic facilities, or decent sports teams what so ever.

And anyone is welcome! Half of our students are straight out of the funny farm, so no need to feel like you'll be rejected.

Man - "You see that crazy person over there?"

Women - "Yeah, former Wheelock College student"

Man - "Isnt it obvious?"

by Wheelock Undergrad April 24, 2011

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wheelock dorm

Located on the Campus of Lyndon State College, in Lyndonville, Vermont. Considered by many the building that houses the sketchiest people on earth. Except for the fourth floor, which is made up of mostly soccer players and the occasional pothead and mushroom sniffer. Mormons often visit the 430 suite for its habit of having divine intervention.

Wheelock dorm is quite creepy.

by JRdanbury January 8, 2015

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